Mer-kin specter

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Mer-kin specter
Monster ID 1372
Locations Mer-kin Elementary School
Hit Points 600
Attack 750
Defense 600
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts arm, gills, head, tail, tailfin, torso
Manuel Entry
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Mer-kin specter You're fighting a Mer-kin specter

You follow the wailing down to the basement, and find a ghostly figure, generally Mer-kin shaped, wailing and hissing darting around in a maze of dangerous-looking pipes and boilers. Must be a Mer-kin kid that got bullied so hard that he turned into a vengeful ghost.

Hit Message(s):

He telekinetically opens a valve on a nearby boiler, spraying you with hot steam. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)

He tricks you into licking a pipe, and your tongue gets stuck to it. How he tricked you into doing that and why there is a pipe filled with ice down here are both left as exercises for the reader. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He gives you a wet willy from inside your head. Argh! Ugh! Ow! (spooky damage)

He gives you a reverse swirlie, which is to say he jams your head into a toilet from underneath, through a sewer pipe. Ouch! Oof! Oof! (stench damage)

He reads aloud from a book of bawdy Mer-kin poetry that somebody apparently flushed down a toilet at some point. Embarrassing! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

He splits into two distinct specters. One of them gets on its hands and knees behind you and the other pushes you over backwards. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh!


  • This monster is immune to stuns, but not staggers.