This is a heavy ball studded with wicked poison-tipped spikes. Just looking at it brings back nauseating memories of high school gym class.
(In-game plural: Mer-kin dodgeballs)
You pretend you're the meanest kid in your gym class (or remember that you were), and chuck the dodgeball at <its> <body part> for X damage. WHAM! KAPOW! BOINK!
You decide to be a baller and a shot caller, so you call your shot as <its> <body part>, and hit <it> right smack on it for X damage. BIFF! WHAMMO! WHAMMO!
You hurl the dodgeball at him, spearing <it> with one of the poison-tipped spikes for X damage. ZOT! SOCKO! KERBLAM!
You have a ball hitting <it> for X damage with the dodgeball. <It> has somewhat less of a good time. KAPOW! BOOF! SOCKO!
You toss a wrench at <it>, which <it> dodges, then hurl the dodgeball, which hits <it> for X damage. Looks like that old saying isn't true. WHACK! SOCKO! BAM!
You spike the dodgeball at <it>, hitting <it> with the spikes on the dodgeball for X damage. BIFF! KERBLAM! ZOT!
You decide not to hold your ball for charity or for fancy dress, and chuck it at it for X damage. WHAMMO! WHAMMO! ZOT!
You shout, "dodgeball!" at him, then throw. <It> fails to follow your simple instruction, and takes X damage. SMACK! SPLAT! BOOF!
You fling the dodgeball at <it>, embedding one of the poison-tipped spikes in <its> tail and dealing X damage POW! ZOT! WHACK!
- The first 15 underwater critical hits you get with this weapon will be accompanied with:
- You're getting better at fighting with a Mer-kin dodgeball!
- Your fifth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Bust
- Your tenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sweat
- Your fifteenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sack
- "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" is a quote from the movie DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story.
|TOP 10 Mer-kin dodgeball collections|
6. Artie Effham - 8 | 7. Sherm Firmwood - 6 | 8. mondemon - 5 | 9. kirByllAmA - 4 | 10. apisguy - 4
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings