|Locations||The Mer-Kin Outpost|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, tail, torso|
This is a guy who goes around stealing Mer-kin. Wait, no. This is a Mer-kin who steals other people's stuff. He's like a cat burglar, only instead of sneaking around like a cat, he sneaks around like a Mer-kin.
Basically, he's wily, elusive, and a total pain in the neck.
He sneaks up behind you and whacks you with his tailfin. What a jerkass! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Argh!
He steals your will to live. You slump to the ground and hit your head on a rock. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He steals your right humerus. It isn't particularly funny. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ow! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He steals your left kneecap. Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Eek!
He sneaks away and steals a pair of brass knuckles from a Mer-kin raider, then sneaks behind you and whallops you on the back of the head with them.
He tries to steal the bones in your arm, but the attempt is humerus.
He tries to steal your will to live, but your will is strong.
He tries to sneak behind you, but is an ineffective sneaker. So, y'know, you couldn't wear him to play basketball.
He tries to steal your knees, but you kneel on them to keep him from doing so.
He steals away for a minute to plan further nefarious activities. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin hidepaint (9.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin takebag (2.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin foodbucket (5.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin sneakmask (2.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin lockkey (?% chance)*|
|You gain 161.75 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Mer-Kin Outpost.