Mer-kin alphabetizer

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Stun resistance

Mer-kin alphabetizer
Monster ID 850
Locations Mer-kin Library
Hit Points 900
Attack 750
Defense 800
Initiative 100
Meat 64-96
Phylum mer-kin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, tail, torso
Mer-kin smartjuice, Mer-kin worktea
Manuel Entry
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Mer-kin alphabetizer You're fighting a Mer-kin alphabetizer

This Mer-kin monk is in charge of keeping all of library's tomes of arcane knowledge in alphabetical order. Since the tomes are written in an ancient runic alphabet with more than 3,000 characters, it takes a very special kind of mind to alphabetize them. One might even say it takes a beautiful mind.

One might also say that such a mind would be profoundly annoyed at some idiot air-breather knocking over a stack of carefully organized tomes. That one would be right.

Hit Message(s):

He slams a heavy book down on your <foot>. If only he'd been doing some light reading, instead. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Oof!

He slams your <skull> in a book. That's gonna leave a bookmark. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ow! Ugh!

He decides to put all of your internal organs in alphabetical order. Putting your appendix on top of your brain is surprisingly painful. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!

He hits you in the face with a tome, giving you a bruise and several papercuts. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

He hits you in the <elbow>, <neck>, and <eye>with a trilogy of evil books. Well, at least it wasn't a decalogy. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He throws an ancient, dusty tome at you, but it disintegrates on impact.

He tries to slam your foot in a book, but you're nobody's bookmark.

He throws the book at you, but you appeal.

He stops attacking to reorganize the periodicals. The ancient, evil periodicals.

He pauses to reorganize the books in front of him, double-check that they're organized, touch all the light switches in the room in sequence, then wash his hands twenty times.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 64-96 Meat (average: 80, stdev: 6.93)*
Potion16.gifYou acquire an item: Mer-kin smartjuice (20% chance)*
Coffeecup.gifYou acquire an item: Mer-kin worktea (10% chance)*

Occurs at the Mer-kin Library.


  • This monster has a soft damage cap that kicks in if your attack would do more than 400 damage. The actual damage done in that case is (X-400)^.75 + 400, where X is the damage your attack would have done without the cap.
  • This monster has a chance of shrugging off multi-round stuns, including the round they are used. If a stun is shrugged off instead of wearing off normally the monster will also attack that round.