Mer-kin Temple

Mer-kin Temple
Zone Num	?
Location	The Mer-Kin Deepcity
Unlocks	unknown
Recom Stat	unknown
Combat %	?
ML	?
Terrain	unknown
Pressure	-150%
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The Mer-kin Temple is located in The Mer-Kin Deepcity.

Combat Adventures

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Shub-Jigguwatt, Elder God of Violence -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: unknown Monster Level: 4000 • Substat Gain: 1000 • Moxie for No Hit*: 4010 Monster Defense: 4000 Hit Points: 10000 Initiative: ∞ Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 95% elemental Note: Occurs as a result of Don't Falter at the Altar.

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Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 400 • Substat Gain: 100 • Moxie for No Hit*: 410 Monster Defense: 400 Hit Points: 750 Initiative: ∞ Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 100% Note: Occurs as a result of Honey, They Know the Names

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Dad Sea Monkee -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Instant Karma, Star Spawn, Pocket Square of Loathing Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 42000 • Substat Gain: 10500 • Moxie for No Hit*: 42010 Monster Defense: 42000 Hit Points: 4200 Initiative: Always Wins Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: varies Note: Occurs as a result of An Unguarded Door (2)

Non-combat Adventures (Shub-Jigguwatt)

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In The Temple of Violence, Shine Like Thunder
	Enter the Temple Note: Occurs only after completing the Mer-kin Colosseum.

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Flex Your Pecs in the Narthex
	Receive the Blessing of Shub-Jigguwat Note: Occurs as a result of In The Temple of Violence, Shine Like Thunder.

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Don't Falter at the Altar
	Summon Shub-Jigguwat Note: Occurs a result of Flex Your Pecs in the Narthex.

Non-combat Adventures (Yog-Urt)

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They've Got Fun and Games
	Enter. Note: Occurs only after completing the Mer-kin dreadscroll.

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They've Got Everything You Want
	Drink. Note: Occurs as a result of They've Got Fun and Games.

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Honey, They Know the Names
	IÄ YOG-URT! Note: Occurs a result of They've Got Everything You Want.

Non-combat Adventures (Dad Sea Monkee)

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An Unguarded Door (1)
	Go Inside Note: Occurs only with at least 6 pieces of the Clothing of Loathing equipped.

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Life in the Stillness
	Eat Note: Occurs a result of An Unguarded Door (1).

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An Unguarded Door (2)
	Go Inside! Note: Occurs a result of Life in the Stillness.

Notes

• See Sea Monkees Quest for the steps required to get here.
• You can enter this area while overdrunk.
• The adventures you receive in the temple depend on what you're wearing, and whether you completed the scholar path or the gladiator path:
  • If you show up wearing at least 6 of the 7 pieces of the Clothing of Loathing, you will go to An Unguarded Door (1) which leads to Dad Sea Monkee. You do not have to complete either of the Deepcity paths for this.
    • If your 6th piece is equipped by the Disembodied Hand, you are not allowed in the temple.
  • If you completed the scholar path and are wearing the Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments, you will go to They've Got Fun and Games which leads to Yog-Urt.
  • Otherwise, if you completed the gladiator path and are wearing the Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear, you will go to In The Temple of Violence, Shine Like Thunder which leads to Shub-Jigguwatt.
• After defeating the God/Goddess/Dad Sea Monkee there is nothing to do in this zone:

The temple is empty.

• Trying to enter after becoming the High Priest but without wearing the Scholar's Vestments:

Even as High Priest of the Mer-kin, they're not gonna let you in dressed like this.

• Trying to enter after becoming the Champion but without wearing the Gladitorial Gear:

Even as the Champion of the Mer-kin Colosseum, they're not gonna let you in dressed like this.

• Trying to enter before completing either path and not wearing 6+ pieces of the Clothing of Loathing:

The guards at the temple cross their spears in front of the door. Looks like you've gotta be somebody special to get in there.

At least they didn't stab you.

History

• Before this zone was implemented, visiting here gave:

The Mer-kin Temple is not ready for action yet -- after the next (and finalish) update to the Sea, its deep, dark secrets will be revealed to you!

-XOXO, Jick and the Team