Melty army man
| Melty army man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2117 |
| Locations | Battle Island |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 20 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a melty army manIt looks like this army man sustained some damage during the Battle of Magnifying Glass Hill.
Hit Message(s):
A bubble of melting plastic bursts on his helmet, showering you with molten goo. Argh! (hot damage)
One of the army man's limbs falls off, splattering you with hot plastic. Ooh! (hot damage)
A little waft of smoke from his melting rifle makes its way into your nose. Eww. Ooh! (stench damage)
A bubble of melting plastic bursts on his helmet, showering you with molten goo. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek!
A bubble forms inside the army man's head and slowly emerges through his mouth. It's as though he's screaming, in slow motion, to be put out of his misery.
One of the army man's limbs slowly droops toward the ground.
A giant hand reaches down from above, pivots the army man toward you, and makes "rat-tat-tat" noises for a while.
A giant hand reaches down from above, pivots the army man toward you, and makes "rat-tat-tat" noises for a while. (FUMBLE!)
You win the fight!
That fight was relatively exciting...
You gain 3 PirateRealm Funpoints
 | You acquire an item: melty plastic grenade (15% chance)* |
Occurs at Battle Island.
