Melodramedary

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Familiar number: 279
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Melodramedary

Mellow? Dramatic? Well, kind of in the middle? Let's just say 'seething'.

Has a bad attitude & is willing to share it with anyone

Ability: Has the properties of both a Blood-Faced Volleyball and a Ghuol Whelp that activates 100% of the time, accumulates spit to splatter yourself or your enemies. Gives +1% desert exploration in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.

Throne/Bjorn: Gives all attributes +10, and on some turns deals 10-30 Sleaze Damage and delevels opponent by 8-12.

Hatchling: baby camelCalf

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

After combat, healing:
<Familiar name> kicks you in the <throat>, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word.
You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

After combat, increasing spit:
You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noice, and turn to see <familiar name> sucking the liquid out of an <container> he found somewhere. (X% full)
- If dromedary drinking helmet is equipped, appends the following before the X% full counter:
And then another out of the handy helmet he's wearing.

After combat, at full spit, including on the combat upon which it hits 100%:
<Familiar name> is starting to make audible sloshing noises as he walks around.

After combat, while The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert is not yet fully explored:
You follow <Familiar name> further into the desert, since he seems to have a much better idea of where he's going than you do.

Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
You hear a disgusting sound from above you and something nasty hits your opponent, dealing 10-30 damage.

Monster attack power reduced by 8-12

Monster defense reduced by 8-12

Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
You hear a disgusting sound from behind you and something nasty hits your opponent, dealing 10-30 damage.

Monster attack power reduced by 8-12

Monster defense reduced by 8-12

With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
<Familiar name> winks at you from beneath his Tam O'Shanter. Unless that's a tic caused by repressed anger.
With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
<Familiar name> gives your maypole a bored kick. So that's kind of like a dance.
With wax lips equipped:

Arena Messages

When entered in an Obstacle Course or a game of Hide and Seek:
%familiar^[sic] is absolutely uninterested, and furthermore how dare you.

Heals, accumulates spit, and gives stats after every combat.
When accumulating spit, increases by 3.33% each combat (the number displayed is rounded). With the dromedary drinking helmet equipped, increases spit accumulation by an additional 3.33% approximately 30% of the time.
- At full spit, grants 1 use of the skills %fn, spit on me! and %fn, spit on them! and resets spit accumulation to 0%. There appears to be no limit to the number of uses per day, aside from spit accumulation.
Possible containers include:
- bag of prison wine
- Big Glorp cup
- bottle of Lushmills
- bottle of Haterade
- bottle of malt liquor
- can of light beer
- Chug-n-Slug
- crystal champagne flute
- IV drip
- iron cauldron
- jar of homemade kombucha
- replica of the Stanley Cup
- tin bucket
- wooden water barrel
Once per day while Fourth of May Cosplay Saber is equipped, has a link to [open melodramedary], granting 10 turns of Entauntauned, a Cold resistance buff whose strength is proportional to sqrt(familiar exp) and resets familiar experience to 0 (but does not affect spit).
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