Meatsmithing Discoveries

A list of all meatsmithing-made items in the game, listed by discovery type.

There are known meatsmithing recipes.

Armor: Accessories

Boot recipes require Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	clownskin belt big red clown nose + clown skin		shin gourds pumpkin + pumpkin
	velcro boots velcro ore + waterlogged bootstraps		vinyl boots vinyl ore + waterlogged bootstraps
	white belt white snake skin + enormous belt buckle

Armor: Advanced Accessories

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	black belt enormous belt buckle + black snake skin		furry green earmuffs furry green turtle + furry green turtle
	knobby kneepads knobby helmet turtle + knobby helmet turtle		ratskin belt enormous belt buckle + leathery rat skin
	reinforced furry underpants bar skin + skeletortoise		spiky turtle shoulderpads hedgeturtle + hedgeturtle
	teflon swim fins teflon ore + waterlogged bootstraps

Armor: Advanced Hats

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	ancient turtle shell helmet basic meat helmet + ancient turtle shell		asbestos helmet turtle asbestos ore + meaty helmet turtle
	bat hat basic meat helmet + leathery bat skin		black cowboy hat basic meat helmet + black snake skin
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban bubblewrap ore + bottlecap turtle		catskin cap basic meat helmet + leathery cat skin
	chrome helmet turtle chrome ore + meaty helmet turtle		eelskin hat basic meat helmet + eel skin
	floaty rock helmet basic meat helmet + floaty rock		linoleum helmet turtle linoleum ore + meaty helmet turtle
	lynyrdskin cap helmet recipe + lynyrd skin		meaty helmet turtle helmet turtle + dense meat stack
	nasty rat mask basic meat helmet + leathery rat skin		samurai turtle helmet basic meat helmet + samurai turtle
	spiky turtle helmet basic meat helmet + hedgeturtle		sponge helmet basic meat helmet + slab of sponge
	yak toupee basic meat helmet + yak skin

Armor: Advanced Pants

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	eelskin pants pants kit + eel skin		floaty rock pants basic meat pants + floaty rock
	furry kilt furry fur + skirt / kilt kit		furry pants pants kit + furry fur
	furry skirt furry fur + skirt / kilt kit		gnauga hide chaps pants kit + gnauga hide
	gnauga hide kilt gnauga hide + skirt / kilt kit		gnauga hide skirt gnauga hide + skirt / kilt kit
	hippopotamus kilt hippopotamus skin + skirt / kilt kit		hippopotamus pants pants kit + hippopotamus skin
	hippopotamus skirt hippopotamus skin + skirt / kilt kit		lynyrdskin breeches pants kit + lynyrd skin
	penguin shorts pants kit + penguin skin		penguinskin mini-kilt penguin skin + skirt / kilt kit
	penguinskin mini-skirt penguin skin + skirt / kilt kit		pink pinkslip slip Mer-kin pinkslip + Mer-kin pinkslip
	square sponge pants basic meat pants + slab of sponge		yakskin kilt yak skin + skirt / kilt kit
	yakskin pants pants kit + yak skin		yakskin skirt yak skin + skirt / kilt kit

Armor: Advanced Shields

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	eelskin shield eel skin + meat shield		painted shield meat shield + painted turtle
	spiky turtle shield meat shield + hedgeturtle		spongy shield slab of sponge + meat shield

Armor: Advanced Shirts

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipe

lynyrdskin tunic shirt kit + lynyrd skin

Armor: Cloaks

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipe

barskin cloak bar skin + shirt kit

Armor: Hats

Recipes

	barskin hat bar skin + basic meat helmet		basic meat fez basic meat helmet + tassel
	basic meat helmet meat stack + helmet recipe		bowler helmet recipe + bow
	clown wig basic meat helmet + clown skin		Crimbo hat helmet recipe + wrapping paper
	demon-horned hat basic meat helmet + demon skin		enchantlers basic meat helmet + ram horns
	fez of etymology basic meat fez + facsimile dictionary		grass hat helmet recipe + fake plastic grass
	meat cowboy hat basic meat helmet + white snake skin		meatloaf helmet basic meat helmet + ketchup
	meatloaf helmet basic meat helmet + catsup		pimpin' meat hat basic meat helmet + dope gangsta bling-bling
	raspberry beret basic meat helmet + raspberry		sequined fez basic meat fez + teeny-tiny ninja stars
	time helmet helmet recipe + petrified time		Tropical Crimbo Hat helmet recipe + tropical wrapping paper

Armor: Pants

Recipes

	barskin loincloth bar skin + pants kit		basic meat kilt meat stack + skirt / kilt kit
	basic meat pants meat stack + pants kit		basic meat skirt meat stack + skirt / kilt kit
	bowlegged pants pants kit + bow		Crimbo pants pants kit + wrapping paper
	demonskin trousers pants kit + demon skin		grass skirt skirt / kilt kit + fake plastic grass
	sticky meat kilt really really sticky spider web + basic meat kilt		sticky meat kilt really really sticky spider web + basic meat skirt
	sticky meat pants really really sticky spider web + basic meat pants		sticky meat skirt really really sticky spider web + basic meat skirt
	tighty whiteys pants kit + white snake skin		time trousers pants kit + petrified time
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts pants kit + tropical wrapping paper

Armor: Shields

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	barskin buckler bar skin + buckler buckle		cardboard box turtle cardboard ore + box turtle
	catskin buckler buckler buckle + leathery cat skin		clownskin buckler buckler buckle + clown skin
	demon buckler buckler buckle + demon skin		gnauga hide buckler buckler buckle + gnauga hide
	hippo skin buckler hippopotamus skin + buckler buckle		meat shield dense meat stack + buckler buckle
	penguin skin buckler penguin skin + buckler buckle		sebaceous shield bum cheek + sewer turtle
	six-rainbow shield wonderwall shield + prismatic wad		teflon shield teflon ore + rusty valve wheel
	tortoboggan shield tortoboggan + tortoboggan		velcro shield velcro ore + rusty valve wheel
	vinyl shield vinyl ore + rusty valve wheel		yakskin buckler yak skin + buckler buckle

Armor: Shirts

Requires Armorcraftiness and Torso Awaregness

Recipes

	bat-ass leather jacket shirt kit + leathery bat skin		clownskin harness clown skin + shirt kit
	demonskin jacket demon skin + shirt kit		gnauga hide vest gnauga hide + shirt kit
	hipposkin poncho hippopotamus skin + shirt kit		tuxedo shirt penguin skin + shirt kit
	white snakeskin duster white snake skin + shirt kit		yak anorak yak skin + shirt kit

Campground Items

Recipe

elevent barskin tent + can of V-11

Confectionery

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	giant green gummi ingot green gummi ingot + green gummi ingot		giant red gummi ingot red gummi ingot + red gummi ingot
	giant yellow gummi ingot yellow gummi ingot + yellow gummi ingot

Depleted Grimacite

Requires reading the specific plans for each item; also requires a depleted Grimacite hammer, except for making the depleted Grimacite hammer itself.

Recipes

	depleted Grimacite astrolabe clockwork sphere + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite grappling hook pygmy spear + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat fairy gravy boat + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite hammer chunk of depleted Grimacite + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask cold ninja mask + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite shinguards black greaves + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt enormous belt buckle + chunk of depleted Grimacite

Gear

Recipes

elevenderizing hammer tenderizing hammer + can of V-11

elevennis shoes clown shoes + can of V-11

Ghast Irony

The cleaver requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing, while the codpiece, hat, and shield require Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	ghast iron cleaver sword hilt + ghast iron ingot		ghast iron codpiece pants kit + ghast iron ingot
	ghast iron Garibaldi helmet recipe + ghast iron ingot		ghast iron heater shield buckler buckle + ghast iron ingot
	ghast iron ingot chunk of hot iron + hot coal

Ingredients

The meat stacks require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	asbestos meat stack dense meat stack + asbestos ore		chrome meat stack dense meat stack + chrome ore
	linoleum meat stack dense meat stack + linoleum ore

Loathsome Smithery

Recipes

	Belt of Loathing Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence + Girdle of Hatred		Goggles of Loathing Lens of Violence + Lens of Hatred
	Jeans of Loathing Jodhpurs of Violence + Pantaloons of Hatred		Scepter of Loathing Brand of Violence + Cold Stone of Hatred
	Stick-Knife of Loathing Pigsticker of Violence + Staff of Simmering Hatred		Treads of Loathing Ass-Stompers of Violence + Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred

Miscellaneous Smithery

Recipe

Crimbonium fuel rod nugget of Crimbonium + cylindrical mold

Post-Apocalyptica

Recipes

	gelatinous meat mass Z-Bone steak + viral DNA		sentient meat mass gelatinous meat mass + simple AI
	simple AI TI-9000 calculator + tarnished bottlecap		zombie dinosaur egg corrupted bird DNA + sentient meat mass

Quest Weapons

Recipes

	17-alarm Saucepan 5-Alarm Saucepan + Peppercorns of Power		Chelonian Morningstar Mace of the Tortoise + turtle chain
	Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril Pasta Spoon of Peril + high-octane olive oil		Hammer of Smiting Bjorn's Hammer + distilled seal blood
	Shagadelic Disco Banjo Disco Banjo + vial of mojo		Squeezebox of the Ages Rock and Roll Legend + golden reeds

Sea Leatherworking

Requires Armorcraftiness

Recipes

	sea chaps pants kit + sea leather		sea cowboy hat helmet recipe + sea leather
	sea holster black belt + sea leather

Slimy Things

Recipes

	baneful bandolier slime-covered necklace + caustic slime nodule		corroded breeches slime-covered greaves + caustic slime nodule
	corrosive cowl slime-covered helmet + caustic slime nodule		diabolical crossbow slime-covered speargun + caustic slime nodule
	grisly shield slime-covered lantern + caustic slime nodule		malevolent medallion slime-covered compass + caustic slime nodule
	pernicious cudgel slime-covered club + caustic slime nodule		villainous scythe slime-covered shovel + caustic slime nodule

Smiths-ing

Recipes

	A Light that Never Goes Out third-hand lantern + lump of Brituminous coal		Frankly Mr. Shank disco ball + lump of Brituminous coal
	Hairpiece On Fire maiden wig + lump of Brituminous coal		Half a Purse loose purse strings + lump of Brituminous coal
	Hand in Glove dirty hobo gloves + lump of Brituminous coal		Hand that Rocks the Ladle pasta spoon + lump of Brituminous coal
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder seal-clubbing club + lump of Brituminous coal		Ouija Board, Ouija Board turtle totem + lump of Brituminous coal
	Saucepanic saucepan + lump of Brituminous coal		Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion stolen accordion + lump of Brituminous coal
	Sheila Take a Crossbow crossbow string + lump of Brituminous coal		Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals big stick + lump of Brituminous coal
	Vicar's Tutu frilly skirt + lump of Brituminous coal		Work is a Four Letter Sword sword hilt + lump of Brituminous coal

Spacetime Bending

Recipes

	space beast fur hat basic meat helmet + space beast fur		space beast fur pants basic meat pants + space beast fur
	space beast fur whip whip kit + space beast fur

Spurious Smithing

Recipe

thicksilver spurs nugget of thicksilver + jangly spurs

nicksilver spurs nugget of nicksilver + jangly spurs

quicksilver spurs nugget of quicksilver + jangly spurs

sicksilver spurs nugget of sicksilver + jangly spurs

slicksilver spurs nugget of slicksilver + jangly spurs

ticksilver spurs nugget of ticksilver + jangly spurs

wicksilver spurs nugget of wicksilver + jangly spurs

Weapons: Advanced Crossbows

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	asbestos crossbow asbestos meat stack + sinewy crossbow string		carob cannon carob chunks + chrome crossbow
	chrome crossbow chrome meat stack + sinewy crossbow string		hot cross bow asbestos crossbow + hot nuggets
	linoleum crossbow linoleum meat stack + sinewy crossbow string		projectile icemaker linoleum crossbow + cold nuggets
	rainbow crossbow dense meat crossbow + prismatic wad

Weapons: Advanced Staves

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing, except for the Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern

Recipes

	asbestos staff asbestos meat stack + bigger stick		chrome staff chrome meat stack + bigger stick
	hairy staff goat beard + linoleum staff		linoleum staff linoleum meat stack + bigger stick
	meatspout staff chrome staff + meat vortex		smoldering staff patchouli incense stick + asbestos staff
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern bigger stick + pumpkin

Weapons: Advanced Swords

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	asbestos sword asbestos meat stack + sturdy sword hilt		chrome sword chrome meat stack + sturdy sword hilt
	linoleum sword linoleum meat stack + sturdy sword hilt		shuddersword linoleum sword + spooky nuggets
	Spirit Precipice asbestos sword + glowing red eye		sword behind inappropriate prepositions chrome sword + facsimile dictionary

Weapons: Clubs

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	club of the five seasons bigger stick + prismatic wad		creepy-ass club bad-ass club + seal lube
	evil-ass club bad-ass club + scrap of shadow		frigid-ass club bad-ass club + frost-rimed seal hide
	hot-ass club bad-ass club + sizzling seal fat		nasty-ass club bad-ass club + fustulent seal grulch
	non-stick pugil stick teflon ore + decaying wooden pole

Weapons: Crossbows

Recipes

	basic meat crossbow meat stack + crossbow string		bubblewrap crossbow basic meat crossbow + bubblewrap ore
	can cannon razor-sharp can lid + styrofoam crossbow		cardboard crossbow basic meat crossbow + cardboard ore
	curdflinger bowl of cottage cheese + starchy crossbow		dense meat crossbow dense meat stack + sinewy crossbow string
	dripping meat crossbow ketchup + basic meat crossbow		dripping meat crossbow catsup + basic meat crossbow
	eXtreme meat crossbow basic meat crossbow + stone of eXtreme power		goulauncher ghuol guolash + savory crossbow
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat crossbow		repeating crossbow dripping meat crossbow + meat engine
	savory crossbow scrumptious reagent + dense meat crossbow		starchy crossbow basic meat crossbow + dry noodles
	styrofoam crossbow basic meat crossbow + styrofoam ore

Weapons: Miscellaneous

The velcro paddle ball and 7-inch discus require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing; the gatorskin umbrella requires Armorcraftiness.

Recipes

	7-inch discus vinyl ore + tarnished metal ring		bubble bauble bow dope gangsta bling-bling + bubblewrap crossbow
	dueling banjo banjo strings + dueling turtle		gatorskin umbrella titanium assault umbrella + gator skin
	gatorskin umbrella goatskin umbrella + gator skin		grease gun White Citadel burger + cardboard crossbow
	potato pistol Kentucky-fried meat crossbow + t8r tots		soup-chucks soup turtle + soup turtle
	velcro paddle ball velcro ore + decaying wooden paddle		wiffle-flail baseball + bubblewrap staff

Weapons: Staves

The PVC staff, rusty staff, and staph of homophones require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing.

Recipes

	basic meat staff meat stack + big stick		bow staff big stick + bow
	bubblewrap staff basic meat staff + bubblewrap ore		cardboard staff basic meat staff + cardboard ore
	dense meat staff dense meat stack + bigger stick		dripping meat staff ketchup + basic meat staff
	dripping meat staff catsup + basic meat staff		eXtreme meat staff basic meat staff + stone of eXtreme power
	flypaper staff pine tar + cardboard staff		giant cheesestick Kentucky-fried meat staff + goat cheese
	glistening staff dripping meat staff + sleaze powder		Kentucky-fried meat staff secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat staff
	poutine pole poutine + starchy staff		PVC staff vinyl ore + foggy glass globe
	ram-battering staff ram stick + ram horns		rusty staff rusty compass + rusty piece of rebar
	savory staff scrumptious reagent + dense meat staff		soylent staff wad of tofu + savory staff
	squeaky staff sonar-in-a-biscuit + styrofoam staff		staph of homophones disease + facsimile dictionary
	starchy staff basic meat staff + dry noodles		styrofoam staff basic meat staff + styrofoam ore

Weapons: Swords

The velcro broadsword requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing.

Recipes

	basic meat sword meat stack + sword hilt		bubblewrap sword basic meat sword + bubblewrap ore
	buffalo blade Kentucky-fried meat sword + hot wing		cardboard sword basic meat sword + cardboard ore
	Crimbo sword sword hilt + wrapping paper		dense meat sword dense meat stack + sturdy sword hilt
	dripping meat sword basic meat sword + ketchup		dripping meat sword basic meat sword + catsup
	eXtreme meat sword basic meat sword + stone of eXtreme power		flaming cardboard sword hot powder + cardboard sword
	Frost™ brand sword cold powder + styrofoam sword		grass blade sword hilt + fake plastic grass
	icy-hot katana icy katana hilt + hot katana blade		Kentucky-fried meat sword secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat sword
	muculent machete dripping meat sword + forest tears		pestoblade spices + starchy sword
	savory sword scrumptious reagent + dense meat sword		starchy sword basic meat sword + dry noodles
	styrofoam sword basic meat sword + styrofoam ore		Super Magic Power Sword X Tasty Fun Good rice candy + savory sword
	sword of static long skinny balloon + bubblewrap sword		time sword sword hilt + petrified time
	Tropical Crimbo Sword sword hilt + tropical wrapping paper		velcro broadsword velcro ore + brittle plastic handle

Weapons: Utensils

The teflon spatula requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing.

Recipes

	basic meat foon meat stack + foon		basic meat spork meat stack + spork
	foon of fearfulness basic meat foon + spooky powder		foon of fleshiness basic meat foon + sleaze powder
	foon of foulness basic meat foon + stench powder		foon of frigidity basic meat foon + cold powder
	foon of fulmination basic meat foon + hot powder		teflon spatula teflon ore + tarnished metal rod

Weapons: Whips

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Recipes

	bar whip bar skin + whip kit		bat whip whip kit + leathery bat skin
	clown whip whip kit + clown skin		demon whip whip kit + demon skin
	gnauga hide whip whip kit + gnauga hide		hippo whip hippopotamus skin + whip kit
	penguin whip penguin skin + whip kit		rattail whip whip kit + leathery rat skin
	tail o' nine cats whip kit + leathery cat skin		white whip white snake skin + whip kit
	yak whip yak skin + whip kit

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