Meat vortex

meat vortex This is a curious object - a whirling mass of energy that seems to just suck up Meat. (Meatsmithing component) Type: usable (also usable in combat) Selling Price: 57 Meat. Steals Some Meat From an Enemy (In-game plural: meat vortices)

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Obtained From

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

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When Used

• From inventory, whether or not you have Meat on hand:

You place the meat vortex on the ground, and set it to spinning. It sucks a bunch of meat out of your wallet, and then vanishes in a puff of annoying.

You lose 56-100 Meat.

• In combat against a monster that can drop Meat:

	You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. Meat begins to fly through the air from him to you.
	You gain some Meat.

• Subsequent times against a monster that can drop Meat:

	The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any more Meat from it.

• In combat against a monster that can't drop Meat:

	You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any Meat from him.

Uses

• meatspout staff

Notes

• Meat gained ranges from 1 to the average amount of meat a monster can drop before any bonuses are applied.
• Was the source of the "Black Sunday" bugmeat.
• Formerly required in order to defeat the Big Meat Golem in The Sorceress' Tower.
• The best place to use this item is on the dirty thieving brigands in The Themthar Hills, due to their inordinately high Meat drop.
• Using two of these items with Ambidextrous Funkslinging results in wasting one.
• If you use a meat vortex on a monster, then cast CLEESH, you can use another meat vortex on the frog, newt, or salamander (only getting about 5 meat).

References

• The usage text "vanishes in a puff of annoying" may be a reference to the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy which uses the phrase "Vanish in a puff of logic". It may also be a reference to the classic computer game "Colossal Cave" (also known as "Adventure" or "ADVENT"), where defeated enemies would "Vanish in a puff of greasy black smoke".

See Also

• Combat Items

Collection

	TOP 10 meat vortex collections
	1. Domloid - 421000 | 2. Bacon Stoned - 300000 | 3. The Captain - 274568 | 4. ShadowsLight - 169951 | 5. mikeyboypdx71 - 150377 6. tHIsguy - 100000 | 7. cankergIRL - 52066 | 8. NML Manticore - 35382 | 9. Pastahead - 16626 | 10. Vortex320 - 13851 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings