Meat globe

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meat globe This is a cheap trinket that shows various scenes in the kingdom suffering a freak meatstorm. Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded Quest Item (In-game plural: meat globes)

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Obtained From

Stores

The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop (1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip)

When Used

• Without a dwelling at your campsite:

You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.

• Without a meat globe in your dwelling:

You place the meat globe on your nightstand.

• With a meat globe in your dwelling:

You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.

You gain 30 Muscleboundness. You gain 30 Magicalness. You gain 30 Smarm.

You gain 600-800 Meat.

• With a meat globe in your dwelling, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

Notes

• Installs a Meat Globe in your dwelling, if you don't already have one installed.
• Meat gain doesn't trigger when resting for free.
• Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:

  Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

• Resting with a meat globe in your dwelling produces this message:

Looks like some Meat fell out of your Meat Globe while you were sleeping!

You gain 25-35 Meat.

History

• Prior to the shore revamp on August 30, 2013, this item required 12 trips to get. When used, it produced:

You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.

You gain 100 Beefiness. You gain 100 Mysteriousness. You gain 100 Smarm.

You gain 1,500 Meat.

Collection

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (sometimes)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2500-3600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?   Hell ramen 20-29   kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)  LOLmec statuette 1 million   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110   old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)