Meat from Monsters

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Here's a list of everything in the game that increases the Meat drop rate from monsters. To see various maximum levels of meat drops, see Maximizing Your Meat Drops.

Keep in mind that well-equipped item farmer can usually do better than a PMeat farmer by farming for high-priced items and selling them at the mall.

If you have multiple percentage increases active at the same time, the percentages are added together. For example, if a player has a 20 lb. leprechaun (100%), Polka of Plenty (50%), and Expert Panhandling (10%) active, then Meat drops will be increased by 100+50+10 = 160%. A monster that normally drops about 100 Meat would then drop about 260 Meat.

Each monster has a base meat drop (that we on the wiki have taken to calling Mval). Monsters drop meat in a range of 0.8*Mval? to 1.2*Mval?, distributed triangularly. The Mer-kin hookspear extracts meat as a percentage of Mval only – it doesn't work across the entire range.

When the Meat drop rate is increased using the items listed on this page, the Meat drops from monsters will no longer fall in a continuous range. This is caused by the unbuffed Meat drop being calculated first, followed by the Meat drop bonus being applied. Any decimals are then rounded down to achieve an integer value for the Meat drop. For example, if +160% Meat drops are applied to a monster that normally drops 7-9 Meat, only three Meat drops will be encountered: 18, 20, and 23.

The first table lists known, consistent percentage modifiers. The second table lists a small number of special/unreliable meat-gaining effects. The third table adds meat percentage modifiers that only function in specific circumstances. The last recaps gains from familiars, which are more completely listed at Familiars by type.

Meat Drop Modifiers

The table below lists all confirmed, consistent sources except for familiars.

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
li'l pirate costume Familiar Equipment 300% Always 1 combat Must have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your Terranium
Synthesis: Greed Skill 300% 30 turns None
Braaaaaains Adventure 200% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Covetin' Drunk Booze 200% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk
Level 11
Curse of Fortune Combat Skill (Ed) 200% Current Combat 1 ka coin Actually Ed the Undying
  • The monster must be defeated after using this ability to get its bonus
Frosty Item 200% 50 turns Item Loss None
Handsome Devil Combat Item 200% Current Combat Item Loss None
li'l liberty costume Familiar Equipment 200% Always  
Sinuses For Miles Item 200% 10 turns Item Loss None
Let's Go Shopping! Item 150% 20 turns Item Loss None
Wolf Form Skill (DG) 150% Intrinsic 10 HP Dark Gyffte
A View to Some Meat Booze 100% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
None
20 turns Level 3
40 turns Level 6
Effect 5010-50 turns 3 clicks Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
Always be Collecting Effect 100% 100 turns Item Loss None
Ask the hobo to tell you a joke Combat Item 100% Current Combat Item Loss None
Skill None Wearing Hodgman's Regal Frippery
Cravin' for a Ravin' Adventure 100% 5 turns   None
Flesh Scent Passive Skill (DG) 100% Always   Dark Gyffte
Here's Some More Mud in Your Eye Booze 100% 40 Adventures
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
Level 3
Kicked in the Sinuses Food 100% 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None
Leisurely Amblin' Skill (Snake Oiler) 100% 20 turns 40 MP Avatar of West of Loathing
Low on the Hog Food 100% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None
Meet the Meat Effect 100% 100 turns   Access to Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller
Preternatural Greed Other (Summoning Chamber) 100% 30 turns Item Loss None  
Trufflin' Food 100% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None
Thanksgot Effect 80% Varies Loss of Thanksgetting None
The Dinsey Way Food 80% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Level 5
Pathological Greed Passive Skill (GN) 70% Always Item Loss Gelatinous Noob
Carrion' On Spleen Item 60% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
meat.enh Effect 60% 10025-100 turns   Access to a Source Terminal
  • Obtained from using enhance on an installed Source Terminal
  • Duration and casts per day depends on chips installed
pantogram pants Pants 60% Always porquoise portable pantogram
  • Created by using a portable pantogram
  • Must have a Sacrifice (Right) of a porquoise
  • Other enchantments vary depending on alignment and sacrifices
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
Sense of Entitlement Passive Skill (GN) 60% Always Item Loss Gelatinous Noob
amulet coin Familiar Equipment 50% Always   None
  • Despite being the familiar equipment of the Cornbeefadon, it can be equipped by any familiar
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
Big Smile of the Packrat Effect 50% 20 turns  
Black Tongue Item 50% 20 turns Item Loss None
  • Obtained from black snowcone
  • With Leprechaun-type familiars, acts as more than +50% due to familiar weight bonus
  • Also gives all other snowcone effects
Boxing Day Glow Spleen Item 50% 100 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
Braaains Adventure 50% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Broberry Brotality Booze 50% 40 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk
Level 11
Business Acumen Passive Skill (GN) 50% Always Item Loss Gelatinous Noob
carpe Back Item 50% Always 10 carp Access to a Clan Floundry
Cowlick Skill (AoSP) 50% Intrinsic 1 adventure
Crimbeau'd Spleen Item 50% 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
cursed swash buckle Accessory 50% Always   50 mys
Driving Observantly Effect 50% 30 turns 37 fuel Installed Asdon Martin
Egg-stortionary Tactics Spleen Item 50% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
Gift of the Maid Passive Skill (Ed) 50% Always  
Greed Passive Skill 50%   Bad Moon
Haunted Stomach Food 50% 3 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None
20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Full
Level 4
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Full
Level 6
Heightened Senses Item 50% 20 turns Item Loss None
Here's Mud in Your Eye Booze 50% 40 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
None
High-Falutin' Booze 50% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
None
Human-Constellation Hybrid Effect 50% Intrinsic None Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
Item 30 turns Item Loss None
incredibly dense meat gem Accessory 50%   None
knife Weapon (1H) 50% Always   None
  • Moxie +100%
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
LOV Earrings Accessory 50% Always   Access to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
lucky Tam O'Shanter Familiar Equipment 50% Always   None
lucky Tam O'Shatner Familiar Equipment 50% Always   None
Lustre After Wealth Spleen Item 50% 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 5
Meteor Masquerade Outfit 50% Always None None
Patent Avarice Item 50% 30 turns Item Loss None
Polka of Plenty Skill (AT) 50% 5-20 turns 7 MP None
  • Can be cast on other players
Rave Nirvana Other (Rave Combo) 50% 1 turn 6 MP Disco Bandit
  • Obtained by performing the correct rave combo in combat
  • Sequence is randomized each ascension
Red Tongue Item 50% 20 turns Item Loss None
ring of the Skeleton Lord Accessory 50% Always   50 Mox
Snow Fortified Effect 50% 10 turns Rest Having a Snow Fort
Song of Fortune Skill (AoB) 50% 20 turns 10 MP Avatar of Boris
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (effect) Skill (AT) 50% 5-20 turns 50 MP Level 15
Turkey-Ambitious Booze 50% 25 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
Level 5
Wolfish Form Combat Skill 50% 1 turn   vampyric cloake
  • Obtained from casting Become a Wolf with the vampyric cloake equipped
  • Can be cast once per combat, 10 times total per day
  • Muscle +50%
Dances with Tweedles Effect 40% 30 turns Once per day None
Eyes Wide Propped Item 40% 40 turns Item Loss None
Financial Ambition Passive Skill (GN) 40% Always Item Loss Gelatinous Noob
Hella Smooth Styx Pixie Buff 40% 10 turns   Bad Moon
latte lovers member's mug Off-Hand Item 40% Always   Cajun ingredient unlocked
The Grass... Is Blue... Item 40% 20 turns Item Loss None
Wasabi Sinuses Spleen Item 40% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
Winklered Effect 40% 20 Turns   None
Meatcleaver Weapon (2H) 35%   200 Mus
Meatwise Adventure 35% 20 Turns   None
astral longbow Weapon (2H) 30% Always   None
Can't Be a Chooser Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None
Flashing Eyes Booze 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
Level 2
garbage sticker Weapon (1H) 30% Always   85 Mus
Greedy Resolve Item 30% 20 turns Item Loss None
Grimacite gauntlets Accessory 30%   15 Mys
ice nine Weapon (1H) 30% Always   None
Initiative: Reduced taxes at all income levels. Other (Initiative) 30% Rollover   Access to the Voting Booth
  • A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Night Vision Adventure 30% 5 turns
  • Adventure
  • Item Loss
Green Pixie, if in HC
origami pasties Shirt 30%   Torso Awaregness
  • Febuary 2008 Mr. Store item
  • May not equip in hardcore
pantogram pants Pants 30% Always taco shell portable pantogram
  • Created by using a portable pantogram
  • Must have a Sacrifice (Right) of a taco shell
  • Other enchantments vary depending on alignment and sacrifices
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
Pantsgiving Pants 30%   None
silver cow creamer Off-Hand Item 30% Always   85 Mys
The Captain costume Other (Costume) 30% Always   Familiar with hands
Total Eclipse of Your Meat Other (Soundtrack) 30% Always   SongBoom™ BoomBox
  • Lets you Sing Along to add 25 meat to a monster’s base meat drop (further affected by meat drop bonuses)
  • Drops a Gathered Meat-Clip after every 11 combat wins
The Concept of Property Passive Skill (GN) 30% Always Item Loss Gelatinous Noob
wad of used tape Hat 30% Always   None
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling Item 30% 20 turns Item Loss None
anemoney clip Accessory 25% Always   15 Mys
  • +50% more meat drops underwater
Antique Nutcracker Outfit Outfit 25% Always  
  • 30 Mus
  • 30 Mys
  • 30 Mox
Bastille Braggadocio Effect 25% 100 Turns   None
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 25% Always   None
  • Must have one of the following familiars bjornified:

Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

  • Additional benefits vary based on the familiar bjornified
Coily™ Weapon (2H) 25% Always   200 Mox
Crown of Thrones Hat 25% Always   None
  • Must have one of the following familiars enthroned:

Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

  • Additional benefits vary based on the familiar enthroned
Grimacite galoshes Accessory 25%   17 Mys
Haunted Liver Booze 25% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk
None
Level 3
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Drunk
Level 6
40 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
Level 2
poodle skirt Pants 25%   200 Mox
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker Item 25% 20 combat turns Item Loss  
Sister Accessory Accessory 25%   None
Smile of the Packrat Effect 25% 20 turns   Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite
Spacegate diplomat's insignia Accessory 25% Always   75 Mox
Traditional Eating Food 25% 40 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite
triple barreled barrel gun Weapon (3H) 25% Always   85 Mox
Uncle Hobo's belt Accessory 25%   200 Mys
whittled flute Weapon (1H) 25% Always 5 sticks of firewood Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite
Worth Your Salt Item 25% 30 turns Item Loss None
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo Weapon (2H) 23%   60 Mox
  • Moxie +15
  • +15 Disco Bandit Skill Damage
  • The Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon for Disco Bandits
astral trousers Pants 20% Always   None
Badger Underfoot Skill 20% 20 turns None
Blackberry Politeness Item 20% 155-15 turns Item Loss None
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 20% Always   None
  • Must have one of the following familiars bjornified:

Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear, Robortender

  • Additional benefits vary based on the familiar bjornified
cozy bazooka Weapon (2H) 20% Always   85 Mox
  • Moxie +15%
  • Makes you a much better diver
Crown of Thrones Hat 20% Always   None
  • Must have one of the following familiars enthroned:

Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear, Robortender

  • Additional benefits vary based on the familiar enthroned
Drapes-You-Regally Back Item 20% Always   250 Mox
droll monocle Accessory 20% Always   35 Mys
  • Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
duct tape shirt Shirt 20%  
Human-Humanoid Hybrid Effect 20% Intrinsic None Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
  • All Attributes +10%
Item 30 turns Item Loss None
Heart of Pink Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None
Helping Comes Second Food 20% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Full
Level 4
Holiday Bliss Booze 20% 5 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
None
10 turns Level 4
15 turns Level 8
Effect 505-50 turns Once per day None
Item 1 turn Item Loss
Jacked In Other (Summoning Chamber) 20% 25 Turns Item Loss None
Loathing Legion electric knife Off-Hand Item 20%   None
Make Meat FA$T! Effect 20% 5-15 turns 400-900 Meat per member None
natty blue ascot Accessory 20%   10 Mys  
Nimble Fingers Passive Skill (DB) 20%   None  
pair of plants Pants 20%   15 Mox
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Shirt 20% Always   Torso Awaregness
stainless steel slacks Pants 20%   30 Mox
Sticky Fingers Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None
Swimming with Sharks Item 20% 15 turns Item Loss None
The Wombat Other (Moon Sign) 20%   None
Tingling Feeling Item 20% 20 turns Item Loss None
wrought-iron waders Pants 20% Always   40 Mox
antique nutcracker pants Pants 15% Always   30 Mox
aquamariner's necklace Accessory 15% Always   85 Mys
Bag o' Tricks Off-Hand Item 15% Always   None
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip Accessory 15%   10 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
bobble-hip hula elf doll Off-Hand Item 15%   5 Mys
  • All Attributes +5
bottle-rocket crossbow Weapon (1H) 15%   None
cane-mail shirt Shirt 15%   Torso Awaregness
cobbled-together Meat detector Off-Hand Item 15% Always   Elf Operative
  • Sometimes dropped by the Elf Operative familiar
  • Disappears at the end of the day
conquistador's breastplate Shirt 15% Always   Torso Awaregness
cup of infinite pencils Off-Hand Item 15%   175 Mus
evil flaming eyeball pendant Accessory 15%   None
ice skates Accessory 15%   None
Lens of Hatred Hat 15%   125 Mox
long-forgotten necklace Accessory 15%   85 Mys
meatspout staff Weapon (2H) 15%   45 Mus
plaid pocket square Accessory 15%   50 Mys  
pulled porquoise pendant Accessory 15%   40 Mys
  • Moxie +10
  • May not equip more than one
Radio KoL Bottle Opener Accessory 15%   None
  • Radio prize
Spooky Putty leotard Pants 15%   None
sticky hand whip Weapon (1H) 15% Always   None
The Captain costume Other (Costume) 15% Always   None
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles Accessory 15% Always   None
  • They Really Open Your Eyes
It's Ridiculous Effect 11% 11/111 turns Once per day/Item loss None
Order of the Silver Wossname Accessory 11%   85 Mys
Accordion of Jordion Weapon (2H) 10% Always   37 Mox
aquamariner's ring Accessory 10%   85 Mys
ancient turtle shell helmet Hat 10%   2 Mox
battery-powered drill Weapon (1H) 10% Always   47 Mus
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
bewitching boots Accessory 10%   65 Mys  
bitter bowtie Accessory 10%   65 Mox
booty chest charrrm bracelet Accessory 10%   80 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet Accessory 10%   65 Mus
Cloak of Dire Shadows Back Item 10%    
Cranberry Cordiality Booze 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk
Level 4
Item 155-15 turns Item Loss None
cyber-mattock Weapon (2H) 10%   65 Mus
Disco Leer Skill (DB) 10% 10 turns 10 MP None
Ellsbury's skull Off-Hand Item 10%   35 Mys
Expert Panhandling Passive Skill (S) 10%   None
  • Increases to 15% with a saucepan equipped as your main weapon
fish bazooka Weapon (2H) 10%   85 Mox
  • Moxie +5%
  • Does extra damage on critical hit
Fortunate Resolve Item 10% 20 turns Item Loss None
Gnefarious Pickpocketing Passive Skill 10%   None
gold crown Hat 10%   60 Mox
KoL Con X Treasure Map Off-Hand Item 10% Always   None
Livin' Large Effect 10% 10 turns   None
loadstone Off-Hand item 10%     None  
Material Witness Effect 10% 10 turns   None
mayfly bait necklace Accessory 10%   None
Pasta Eyeball Skill 10% 10 turns 200 MP Non-Pastamancer
polyester panama hat Hat 10% Always   None
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
porquoise necklace Accessory 10%   10 Mys
  • Moxie +4
  • May not equip more than one
ratskin belt Accessory 10%   75 Mys
  • Moxie +8
  • May not equip more than one
rusted-out shootin' iron Weapon (1H) 10% Always   35 Mus
Shagadelic Disco Banjo Weapon (2H) 10%   15 Mox
So You Can Work More... Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None
teddybear backpack Back Item 10%   None
Thief Among the Honorable Passive Skill (AT) 10%   None
Thrift and Grift Passive Skill 10%   None  
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg Accessory 10%   None
toy crazy train Accessory 10%   15 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
toy maglev monorail Accessory 10%   15 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
toy train Accessory 10%   15 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
Ye Olde Navy Fleece Shirt 10%    
acoustic guitarrr Weapon (2H) 8%   55 Mox  
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt Shirt 7%   Torso Awaregness
lucky cat collar Accessory 7% Always   15 Mys
  • May not equip more than one
lucky rabbit's foot Accessory 7%   15 Mys
Je Ne Sais Porquoise Item 6% 5 turns Item Loss None
10 turns
50 turns
tiny plastic hermit Accessory 6%   None  
7-ball Off-Hand Item 5%   None  
chocolate rabbit's foot Accessory 5%  
fancy opera glasses Off-Hand Item 5%   10 Mys
flamingo mallet Weapon (2H) 5%   20 Mus
flimsy clipboard Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5%   10 Mus
  • Damage Reduction: 3
Li'l Businessman Kit Familiar Equipment 5%   None
muculent machete Weapon (1H) 5%   15 Mus
mysterious silver lapel pin Accessory 5%   None
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku Accessory 5%   None
tip jar Off-Hand Item 5%   52 Mys  
Tuesday's ruby Off-Hand Item 5%   45 Mys
Video... Games? Effect 5% 5 turns   None
Food
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Level 5
world's smallest violin Weapon (1H) 5%   60 Mox
tiny plastic 11 Dealer Accessory 4%   None  
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino Accessory 4%   None  
tiny plastic hobo elf Accessory 4%   None  
box-in-the-box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 3%   None  
meat shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3%   15 Mus  
penguin whip Weapon (1H) 3%   None  
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth Accessory 3%   None  
tiny plastic fat stack of cash Accessory 3%   None  
tiny plastic The Man Accessory 3%   None  
white collar Accessory 3%   None
box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 2%   None  
box Off-Hand Item 1%   None  
Big Veiny Brain Spleen Item -10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
 
Envy Passive Skill -15%   Bad Moon
Initiative: Increased taxes at all income levels. Other (Initiative) -30% Rollover   Access to the Voting Booth
  • A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Mayor Ghost's sash Accessory -30% Always   100 Mys
Peeled Eyeballs Spleen Item -30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None

Varying/Special Bonuses

Some mechanics have a meat drop bonus that depends on some other character attribute or do not work reliably. Penalties for water-based areas (and ways to cancel such penalties) are listed at underwater adventuring.

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
Amorous Avarice Item 0-100% 100 turns   None
ant hoe Familiar equipment +10-15   None
  • Deals 10-12 sleaze damage in combat
ant pick Familiar equipment +10-15   None
  • Deals 10-12 cold damage in combat
ant pitchfork Familiar equipment +10-15   None
  • Deals 10-12 stench damage in combat
ant rake Familiar equipment +10-15   None
  • Deals 10-12 hot damage in combat
ant sickle Familiar equipment +10-15   None
  • Deals 10-12 spooky damage in combat
Beast ensorcel Other (Ensorcel) 10-375% Always 30 HP Dark Gyffte
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket Shirt 1-3%   50 Mus, Torso Awaregness
  • Effect magnitude is believed to be randomized per player per ascension
  • Also has several other effects...see item entry
Half a Purse Off-Hand Item Smithsness * 2%    
Hodgman's imaginary hamster Off-Hand Item Hobo Power%   200 Mys
Hodgman's garbage sticker Off-Hand Item Hobo Power%   200 Mox
meat vortex Combat Item Varies Instant Item Loss None
  • <= monster's base Meat drop.
  • Use from inventory causes a loss of Meat.
Mafia pointer finger ring Accessory Varies 50 Mus
  • +15% Chance of Critical hit
  • Muscle +15%
  • On first critical hit of the combat, extracts 200% of the monster's base Meat drop
Maid Other (Servant) Variable Always   Actually Ed the Undying
Mayflower bouquet Familiar Equipment 0 or 40% Current Combat   None
Mer-kin hookspear Weapon (1H) Varies   85 Mus
Meteor Lore Passive Skill 0 or 30% Current Combat   None
navel ring of navel gazing Accessory 0 or 20% Current Combat   None
Red in Tooth Item 1-500% 5 turns Item Loss None
  • Obtained from porcelain candy dish
  • Bonus is X%, where X is the number of turns remaining, capped at 500%
Sweet Heart Item 2-40% 5 Turns Item Loss None
Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Item 2-200% 100 turns Item Loss None
Lasagmbie Pasta Thrall 20-40% Always 200 MP Pastamancer
  • The bonus is 20% + 2% * its level
stinky cheese eye Accessory 1-20% Always   None
Polka Face Item 5-55% 10 Turns Item Loss None
Thanksgetting Food 80%-400% 20 Turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Fullness
None

Location/Enemy specific

Some meat bonuses only work against specific enemies, or in specific locations.

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
How to Scam Tourists Effect 300% 20 turns Item Loss None
Dreaming of a Wet Crimbo Food 100% 20-40 turns
  • Varied Items Lost
  • Varied Full
sushi-rolling mat installed
muskox-skin cap Hat 100% Always   60 Mox
anemoney clip Accessory 75% Always   15 Mys
cheap sunglasses Accessory 60% Always   20 Mys
  • Bonus applies only to tourists found in Barf Mountain
  • May not equip more than one
Mer-kin begsign Off-Hand Item 40% Always   85 Mus
neverending wallet chain Accessory 30% Always   None
Florist: Crookweed Other (Florist Friar) 25% Always   Access to The Florist Friar's Cottage
  • Can only be planted underwater
  • Plant persists throughout the ascension or until uprooted
  • Cannot be combined with other territorial plants
Speluck Passive skill 10% Always   None
Emotion Sickness Item 0-50% 5 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Spleen
fishy wand Familiar Equipment 0 or 50-150   None

Familiars

A number of familiars produce extra Meat during or after combat based on the familiar's weight. A full listing of familiars that increase or produce Meat is maintained in two sections of the familiars article. Meat-gaining familiars fall into several different types:

  • Leprechaun-type: A Leprechaun-type familiar augments how much meat a monster drops. A 20-pound Leprechauns increases meat by roughly 100%, with additional pounds giving diminishing returns. Some additional subcategories exist.
    • The Hobo Monkey is a "super leprechaun," acting as if it were a leprechaun of 1.25 times the monkey's effective weight. It can also drop meat during combat.
    • The Robortender, when given the right drink, can act as if it were a leprechaun of 2 times the Robortender's effective weight. It behaves as a normal leprechaun otherwise.
    • A Mad Hatrack or Fancypants Scarecrow with the right hat or pants can act as high as an 8.00 Leprechaun, but with a severe weight cap.
    • The Urchin Urchin functions as a normal Leprechaun both above and underwater.
  • Cocoabo-type: The Cocoabo, Stocking Mimic, Feather Boa Constrictor, and Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot all can produce meat during the first 10 rounds of combat. The NPZR has the best formula for meat, but the Stocking Mimic can reach a much higher weight. Each of these familiars has other functions as well.
  • Hanukkimbo Dreidl: The Hanukkimbo Dreidl can also produce meat during combat, but using a different formula: 1 to 3 times its weight. This formula has a much lower return than the Cocoabo familiars.
  • Fuzzy Dice: The Fuzzy Dice can also produce meat during combat if it rolls a 10. Regardless of weight, it gives 10 meat, and should be viewed as a negligible source of Meat. It is not included in the table below.
  • Tam-o-shanters: The lucky Tam O'Shanter/lucky Tam O'Shatner gives a 50% bonus to meat dropped at the end of combat.
    • The amulet coin gives a 50% bonus to meat drops as well as a 10 lb increase to familiar weight, but disappears at the end of the day.
  • Fire ant tools: The swarm of fire ants sometimes drops an ant tool that you can equip to any familiar. The ant rake, ant hoe, ant pitchfork, ant pick and ant sickle all increase the amount of Meat a monster drops by 10-15 Meat. These items don't increase the Meat from monsters without a Meat drop at all.

NPZR Nerf: In order to cut down on the exploitation of the NPZR's Meat-producing mechanic, both the NPZR and Cocoabo were adjusted, and no longer produce Meat from round 10 and after. (The Stocking Mimic was introduced well after this nerf.)

Familiar
Weight
Hobo Monkey Leprechaun-Type
Familiars
Cocoabo
Familiar
Dreidl
Familiar
NPZR
Familiar
73 lbs 318.19% 266.73% 222-380 1-219 331-562
68 lbs 300.75% 252.31% 207-355 1-204 309-525
65 lbs 290.2% 243.58% 198-340 1-195 295-502
60 lbs 272.45% 228.89% 183-315 1-180 273-465
55 lbs 254.48% 214% 168-290 1-165 250-427
50 lbs 236.26% 198.88% 153-265 1-150 228-390
45 lbs 217.74% 183.5% 138-240 1-135 205-352
40 lbs 198.88% 167.81% 123-215 1-120 183-315
35 lbs 179.61% 151.75% 108-190 1-105 160-277
30 lbs 159.83% 135.24% 93-165 1-90 138-240
25 lbs 139.42% 118.16% 78-140 1-75 115-202
20 lbs 118.16% 100.33% 63-115 1-60 93-165
15 lbs 95.73% 81.45% 48-90 1-45 70-127
10 lbs 71.44% 60.9% 33-65 1-30 48-90
5 lbs 43.58% 37.17% 18-40 1-15 25-52
1 lb 13.08% 10.83% 6-20 1-3 7-22
Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · XPBoost · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
Stat Limit

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