Meansucker's House is located in sunny Hey Deze. Meansucker will teach you various skills, based on the seven deadly Sins. Only players who have ascended with a Bad Moon zodiac sign can access this store.
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MEANSUCKER WANNA GIVE YOU SKILLS ON THE TORTURE HELLCITYBUS.
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- Lust - You're really... enthusiastic. So much so that you tend to rush into things and not care if you do them well or not. (passive)
- Gluttony - You really, really like food. You like it so much that you find it hard to concentrate on anything else. (passive)
- Greed - You want money, 'cause you're in need. Getting more money is no trifling matter to you, indeed. You care about pretty much nothing but money. (passive)
- Sloth - Baby Ruth! Baby Ruth! Nah, you're too lazy to go get a Baby Ruth. You're too lazy to do pretty much anything. (passive)
- Wrath - You're just... so... angry. You hate everything. You just want to recklessly and violently smash things. (passive)
- Envy - Whenever you see anybody else with anything, you want it. You don't care what it is, you don't care what it costs, you just want it. (passive)
- Pride - You feel pretty full of yourself -- you're always strutting around and bragging about your accomplishments. Gotta watch your figure, though. (passive)
Learn Message
You have learned a new skill: skill.
Skill Effects and Pricing
- Each skill has one benefit and one drawback. For each benefit, there exists a drawback of the same type, but at half power. So taking all 7 skills, or any complete set of {Gluttony,Pride}, {Greed,Envy}, or {Lust,Sloth,Wrath} results in a net positive effect, with no drawbacks.
- The first skill costs 400 Meat to learn and each subsequent skill costs twice as much Meat as the previous one.
| Skill number |
Cost to Buy |
Total Spent (after purchase)
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| 1 |
400 |
400
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| 2 |
800 |
1,200
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| 3 |
1,600 |
2,800
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| 4 |
3,200 |
6,000
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| 5 |
6,400 |
12,400
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| 6 |
12,800 |
25,200
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| 7 |
25,600 |
50,800
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Notes
- None of these skills can be made permanent.
- Once you have purchased all seven skills, you will get the message:
- NO SKILLS AVAILABLE.
- Trying to access Meansucker after recalling your skills once you've freed King Ralph results in the following message:
- You consider entering Meansucker's house, but a flood of recovered memories paralyzes you outside the door.
References
- Each of the seven skills corresponds to the seven deadly sins and give appropriate effects.
- "Meansucker" was the name of one of Wesley Willis's demons.
- The description of Greed is a reference to the Kanye West song Gold Digger.
- The description of Sloth is a reference to The Goonies, specifically the candybar-craving Sloth.
