Me4t begZ0r
Me4t begZ0r | |
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Monster ID | 144 |
Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao |
Hit Points | 77 |
Attack | 87 |
Defense | 78 |
No-Hit | 97 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | bad spelling |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
Cud sum1 giv me meat plz? ne1?
Hit Message(s):
He meatplzes all over your <bung>. Ew, that's going to leave a stain. Eek! Oof! Eek! (bad spelling damage)
He annoys you in the <groin>. Eek! Oof! Oof! (bad spelling damage)
He begz0rz you until you smack yourself in the face just to have something else to think about. Ouch! Ow! Ow!
He holds up a sign that says, "Will Not Kick You in the Shins for Meat." What he does when you refuse again, you should've seen coming. Eek! Oof! Ooh!
He gets down on his knees to begz0r, but he accidentally does so right on your toes. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He kicks you in the <bung>. I guess he's through begging, and is ready to mug you.
You suddenly find yourself surrounded by a group of me4t begz0rs, all of them pleading for your spare meat. You collapse on the ground and writhe in pain. Eek! Ow! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)
He tries to meatplz you, but you hide your meat in your closet.
He tries to annoy you in the <head>, but you shout him down.
He tries to begz0r you again, but you cover your ears.
He holds up a sign that says "Will Work for Meat." You tell him you don't have any openings right now, but you'll keep his resume on file.
He gets down on his knees to begz0r, which is more pitiful but no more compelling.
He tries to kick you in the <knee>, but you beg him not to.
He gets on his knees, makes puppy-dog eyes, and begz0rz with all his might. You remind yourself that tough love is the only way to deal with unruly begz0rz, and resolve to ignore him until he stops. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: meat vortex (100% chance)* |
You gain 21.75 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm.
References
- Besides the 1337 speak common in The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, the "meat beggar" references newer players found in all MMORPGs that attempt to beg more experienced players for money or better items.