McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning

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McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning

The great wizard McPhee was known throughout the Kingdom as the master of magical pranks, japes, and arcane tomfoolery, until his death at the hands (and torches) of a mob of angry peasants. (Apparently, his claim that his new Exploding Crops spell would be a "laff-riot" was only half right.) With the secret knowledge contained in this tome, you're sure to be the life of the party. (Lampshade not included.)

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: McPhee's Grimoires of Hilarious Object Summoning)
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Item number: 1498
Description ID: 609823250
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)
The Raffle House

When Used

You take the Grimoire to your campsite, and a strange shimmering bookshelf appears near your dwelling. You put the Grimoire on it.
You carefully place the Grimoire on the bookshelf in your campsite.
You've already got a copy of this Grimoire on your bookshelf.


  • April 2006's item of the month from Mr. Store.
Its in-store description, unfortunately, has been lost to the sands of time.
You pore over the tome, and sophomoric humor pours into your brain. The mysteries of McPhee become clear to you.
  • Attempting to use an additional McPhee's Grimoire would give the message:
You already know how to be "hilarious."


  • Undoubtedly a reference to Archie McPhee, a store that sells "Toys, Gifts, and Novelty Items".
  • This is a reference to the Bumper Fun Grimoire from the Discworld series of books.


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Preceded by:
March hat
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
April 2006
Succeeded by:
homeless hobo spirit