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Does Mayostat affect the food you do eat in terms of adventure gain or stats?


This tube contains a prescription-strength weight-loss mayonnaise. Its patented "SmartMolecules™" isolate the parts of food that you shouldn't have eaten and sequester them from your metabolism.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

Recover a portion of the next substantial thing you eat for later use

(In-game plural: packets of Mayostat)
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Item number: 8263
Description ID: 704639252
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Obtained From

Your Workshed
The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When Used

  • From inventory:
You tear open the packet of mayonnaise and squirt it into your mouth. Beach body here you come!
  • If you have already used any Prescription-Strength Mayo:
Your mouth is already full of mayonnaise.
You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.


  • The next 2-fullness or greater item you eat will result in the following message:
The Mayostat kicks in and you belch up a mayonnaise-coated bolus of food.
SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:]]


  • Shortly after the release of The Mayo Clinic, the word "substantial" was added to this item's enchantment.


TOP 10 Mayostat collections
1. General_Herpes - 125 | 2. Tarjmov - 125 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 105 | 4. caducus - 100 | 5. Busch Light - 64
6. Nikademus - 26 | 7. Mac_Gyver - 21 | 8. FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo - 11 | 9. Donavin69 - 11 | 10. Aeshma - 10
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Mayocase.gif Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets
Mayo1.gif Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures
Mayo2.gif Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness
Mayo3.gif Mayostat Recover a portion of food
Mayo4.gif Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations
Mayo5.gif Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies
Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo
sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)%
(where X is blood mayo concentration)
tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo
mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray
(turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo)
miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50%
weapon damage +50
item drops +50%
meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo ClinicForce of Mayo Be With You