Mayostat

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Mayostat This tube contains a prescription-strength weight-loss mayonnaise. Its patented "SmartMolecules™" isolate the parts of food that you shouldn't have eaten and sequester them from your metabolism. Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded Recover a portion of the next substantial thing you eat for later use (In-game plural: packets of Mayostat)

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Obtained From

Your Workshed

The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When Used

• From inventory:

You tear open the packet of mayonnaise and squirt it into your mouth. Beach body here you come!

• If you have already used any Prescription-Strength Mayo:

Your mouth is already full of mayonnaise.

• Without The Mayo Clinic installed in Your Workshed:

You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.

Notes

• The next 2-fullness or greater item you eat will result in the following message:

The Mayostat kicks in and you belch up a mayonnaise-coated bolus of food.

You acquire... something. [[Data:]]

• The mayolus you get is based on the quality of the food you just had.
  • crappy or ???: unappetizing mayolus
  • decent: uninteresting mayolus
  • good: acceptable mayolus
  • awesome: enticing mayolus
  • epic: mouth-watering mayolus
• Even if you do not eat a valid item, the Mayostat will still be consumed.

History

• Shortly after the release of The Mayo Clinic, the word "substantial" was added to this item's enchantment.

Collection

	TOP 10 Mayostat collections
	1. General_Herpes - 125 | 2. Tarjmov - 125 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 105 | 4. caducus - 100 | 5. Busch Light - 64 6. Nikademus - 26 | 7. Mac_Gyver - 21 | 8. FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo - 11 | 9. Donavin69 - 11 | 10. Aeshma - 10 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings

	Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness Mayostat Recover a portion of food Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)% (where X is blood mayo concentration) tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray (turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo) miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50% weapon damage +50 item drops +50% meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo Clinic • Force of Mayo Be With You