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This packet of mayo contains a drug often used to treat people who suffer from the opposite of alcoholism. It converts some of the nutritional value of consumed food into healthy, nutritious ethanol.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

One Fullness of the next thing you eat will be converted into Drunkenness

(In-game plural: packets of Mayodiol)
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Item number: 8262
Description ID: 586340786
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Obtained From

Your Workshed
The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When Used

  • From inventory:
You tear open the packet and line the inside of your mouth with the medical-grade mayonnaise within.
  • If too drunk:
Your liver really can't handle any more of that stuff today.
Alcohol is alcohol, and you can't have any of it.
  • If you have already used any Prescription-Strength Mayo:
Your mouth is already full of mayonnaise.
You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.


  • Activates upon the next food you eat:
The Mayodiol kicks in and converts some of what you just ate into pure ethanol.

You lose 1 Fullness.

You gain 1 Drunkenness.
  • Will not activate if you are already falling-down drunk.


TOP 10 Mayodiol collections
1. Mistress of the Obvious - 214 | 2. General_Herpes - 105 | 3. caducus - 100 | 4. Nikademus - 25 | 5. Mac_Gyver - 21
6. Donavin69 - 11 | 7. pachinkoid - 11 | 8. Lord Stefano - 10 | 9. FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo - 10 | 10. MysticalMolly - 10
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Mayocase.gif Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets
Mayo1.gif Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures
Mayo2.gif Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness
Mayo3.gif Mayostat Recover a portion of food
Mayo4.gif Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations
Mayo5.gif Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies
Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo
sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)%
(where X is blood mayo concentration)
tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo
mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray
(turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo)
miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50%
weapon damage +50
item drops +50%
meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo ClinicForce of Mayo Be With You