Mayo Minder™ (adventure)

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Mayo Minder™
Mayo Minder™

This handy dandy invention will remind you to put mayonnaise on everything you eat.

It is currently loaded up with packets of <mayo>

Your current stock of prescription mayonnaise:

X packets of Mayonex
X packets of Mayodiol
X packets of Mayostat
X packets of Mayozapine
X packets of Mayoflex

What kind of mayo do you want to load it up with?


Mayonex (gain blood-mayonnaise instead of Adventures)
Mayodiol (convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness)
Mayostat (recover a portion of what you eat)
Mayozapine (increased stat gains)
Mayoflex (increased Adventure yield)

You fill the Minder with packets of mayo.

  • If you don't have any of the chosen type of mayo:

You fill the Minder with imaginary packets of mayo. You should buy some more of that stuff if you want to use it.


No Mayonnaise is the Best Medicine

You dump out the Mayo Minder™ and look up the number of a good acupuncturist.


Occurs when using a Mayo Minder™.

Notes

  • Upon eating any food, the following text will be added before the consumption text:
    Your Mayo Minder™ beeps, reminding you to squirt some mayonnaise in your mouth before eating.
  • The mayonnaise selected here will not override manually-used mayonnaise.