Maximizing Your Critical Hit Chance

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As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their Critical Hit Chance. For a complete list, see Critical Hit Chance.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Lens of Violence 5% moose antlers 5%	sea cape 15% (underwater only) protonic accelerator pack 5%	White hat hacker T-shirt 3%	Greatest American Pants with Super Accuracy invoked 30% Honeybritches 5% Jodhpurs of Violence 5% corroded breeches 5% Monster pants 5% extremely skinny jeans 5% Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 5%
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Spirit Precipice* 20% villainous scythe* 20% ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon* 15% 4-dimensional guitar* 15% crazy bastard sword 10% diabolical crossbow 10% pernicious cudgel 10% Pigsticker of Violence 10% Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 10% (Seal Clubber only) Great Wolf's right paw 10% (Seal Clubber only) Stainless steel shillelagh 10% Meteoid ice beam 10% Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 10% vorpal blade 8% kneecapping stick 8% giant cactus quill 7%	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ 20% Scepter of Loathing 15% Loathing Legion tape measure 10% Great Wolf's left paw 10% (Seal Clubber only) Brand of Violence 10% crazy bastard sword 10% diabolical crossbow 10% pernicious cudgel 10% Pigsticker of Violence 10% Stainless steel shillelagh 10% Meteoid ice beam 10% Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 10% Enchanted brass knuckles 5% plush mutated alielephant 5%	V for Vivala mask* 10% Helps-You-Sleep* 10% filigreed hamethyst earring 5% hamethyst bracelet* 5% hamethyst earring 5% tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 5% Ass-Stompers of Violence* 5% Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence* 5% bakelite belt* 5% streetfighting champion's belt* 5% Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 5% Red Fox glove* 5% pearl diver's necklace* 4% Belt of Howling Anger* 3%	Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped varies by weapon
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
OK Lumberjack Outfit 10%	New and Improved 25% Mark of Candy Cain 20% Ninja, Please 15% Prelude of Precision 10% critical.enh 10% Nightstalkin' 10% Broberry Brotality 10% Radiating Black Body™ 10% Human-Horror Hybrid 10% Liquid Luck 10% Macho, Macho Dog 10% Outer Wolf™ 10% Superheroic 10% Kernel Panic! 5% Piratey Flavor 5% Things Man Was Not Meant to Eat 5% Violent Night 5%	Ferocity 25% (Avatar of Boris only) Virulence 10% (Zombie Slayer only) Human-Horror Hybrid 10% Precision of the Penguin 0-5% (Seal Clubber only)

Guaranteed-Critical Hits

There are also some methods to force a critical hit, bypassing luck entirely:

Source	Source Type	Crit Hit Chance	Duration	Cost	Notes
Caret	Combat Item	100100%		Item Loss	Causes the next attack in the same combat to be critical Still works even if other actions are taken between using a caret and attacking
Furious Wallop	Combat Skill	100100%		1 Fury	Can only be used by Seal Clubbers
pulled blue taffy	Combat Item	100100%*	1 adv	Item Loss	Can only be used while underwater Causes the next attack in the same combat to be critical Will then force 22.5% of all additional attacks (even fumbles) to be critical for the duration of combat
Song of Fortune	Effect	100100%	20 adv	10 MP	Only available in an Avatar of Boris run Affects only the first attack in each combat +25% Item Drops from Monsters +50% Meat from Monsters
Summer Siesta	Combat Skill	100100%		10 MP	Obtained from equipping at least one haiku katana Can be used once per combat per katana equipped Cannot be used in Hardcore
Throw Shield	Combat Skill	100100%		0 MP	Obtained from equipping an Operation Patriot Shield Staggers the opponent, while causing the next attack in the same combat to be critical If a spell is used before an attack, that spell will be a critical spell in the attack's place Can be used once per combat Cannot be used in Hardcore

Notes

• Human-Horror Hybrid is listed in both the Buffs square and the Passives square, because the effect can be gained in two ways: either as a temporary buff from using a Gene Tonic: Horror potion, or as an intrinsic from using the DNA extraction syringe from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab. The effect does not stack if both are active.

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