Math Is Hard
This appears to be the main shopping district. Everywhere around you, you see hobos with carts and baskets filled with... things, bartering them to other hobos for other... things. The sound of people shouting out advertisements, haggling, and generally being noisy contributes to an all-around hubbub, if not an outright hullabaloo.
You wonder, how does anyone find what they're actually looking for in all this chaos?
If you can read the signs:
Oh, right, the signposts. Here's one. Your choices appear to be:
|The Guy Who Carves Driftwood Animals That Nobody Wants|
If you can not read the signs:
Oh, right, the signposts. Here's one. Pity you can't read it.
|Look over in this direction|
|Look over in this other direction|
|Look over in this other other direction|
(each of these buttons randomly takes you to one of the destinations listed above)
- Occurs as a choice in The Hobo Marketplace.
- This choice adventure's name refers to an infamous line uttered by a line of talking Barbie dolls "Math class is tough!" (often misquoted as "Math is hard"). Another one was "I love shopping", which appears to be what this adventure is about.