Marvin J. Sunny
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Marvin J. Sunny | |
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Monster ID | 1131 |
Locations | The Maelstrom of Lovers |
Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
Attack | Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) |
Defense | Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | undead |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
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Here's an epitaph tawdry for Marvin J. Sunny,
Who late in his life had big vats full of money,
With money came love from a pretty young tart,
With love came exertions too strong for his heart.
So one sunny day, Marvin Sunny was spent
And for the last time Marvin came, and he went.
Hit Message(s):
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He whispers sweet nothings to bring you to ruin,
You shake your head firmly and say, "nothin' doin'."
He sidles up to you and says "Hey, good lookin'!"
You tell him to go and get schlorped by a Frookin.
He tips you a wink, but you turn a blind eye
You don't want to mess with some creepy old guy.
He brings down his walking-stick right near your feet
But your feet are too fleet, and his miss is complete.
He'd like to whale on you with his walking-cane,
But he can't get it up, not through sweat or through strain.
He'd like to whale on you with his walking-cane,
But he can't get it up, not through sweat or through strain. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: jar full of wind (80% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: jar full of wind (2% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Marvin's marvelous pill (2% chance)* |
Occurs at The Maelstrom of Lovers.
References
- This is a play on the title character from Dr. Seuss's 1972 children's book Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!