Malevolent hair clog
| Malevolent hair clog | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 389 |
| Locations | The Haunted Bathroom |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 59 |
| Defense | 48 |
| No-Hit | 69 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, torso, head |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a malevolent hair clogAs you enter the Spookyraven Manor bathroom, you notice a strange gurgling noise coming from the shower drain. You draw back the curtain to investigate, and a wriggling, slimy column of hair erupts from the drain, forming a vaguely human shape in midair.
It floats toward you, glistening and dripping
Hit Message(s):
It slaps you wetly in the <arse> with a hairy pseudopod. Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
It wraps a moist tendril around your neck and squeezes. It hurts, and it's gross. Ow! Ugh! Ooh!
It wraps your legs up in a mass of tangled hair. You trip and hit your <forehead> on the toilet. Oof! Ow! Argh!
It wraps around your entire body, enveloping you in a foul, wet, hairy cocoon. You find it hard to breathe, let alone turn into a butterfly. Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
It reaches for you with a knotted tendril, but you grab a hairbrush from a nearby vanity and brush it out before it can hurt you.
It tries to slap you, but you're not gonna get slapped around by any Tom, Dick or hairy monster that wanders by.
It tries to get up in your grill, but you kick it in one of its hairballs and it doubles over in pain.
It tries to grab you with a hairy appendage, but ends up getting it all tangled up in the rings of the shower curtain. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: gob of wet hair (39.5% chance)* |
| You gain 23-24 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Bathroom.
References
- "Tom, Dick and Harry" describes a group of unspecified people.
- This monster may be a reference to images of hair from Ju-on: The Grudge or its American remake The Grudge.
