Maint Misbehavin'
You head down into the maintenance tunnels beneath the park. Automated drones dart to and fro, some of them bulldozing foul-smelling garbage into little piles, some pushing those piles around, and some spraying those piles with caustic chemicals or, in a few cases, flamethrowers.
You see a bunch of doors with labels stenciled onto them.
| B. Mountain Facilities |
- Before unlocking the control room via The Back Door:
You try the door, but it's locked from the other side. Looks like you'll have to find a different way in.
| Pirates Control Room |
- Before unlocking the control room via Behind the Scenes:
You try the door, but it's locked from the other side. Looks like you'll have to find a different way in.
| Teacup Operations |
- Before unlocking the control room via Toxic Teacup Tunnel Time:
You try the door, but it's locked from the other side. Looks like you'll have to find a different way in.
| Uncle G. Maintenance |
- Before unlocking the control room via Swamp Control:
You try the door, but it's locked from the other side. Looks like you'll have to find a different way in.
| Cryo-Stasis |
- Without all necessary keycards:
This door has a complicated locking mechanism on it. Looks like you'll need some keycards to open it.
Cards needed:
- With all necessary keycards:
Wart Dinsey  -- (edit metadata)
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You can fight Wart Dinsey while falling-down drunk.
- After defeating Wart Dinsey:
You already did everything there is to do in there. Every horrible thing.
- Without any Adventures remaining:
You don't have time to mess around in Cryo-Stasis right now.
| Waste Disposal |
You open the door, and a beam of red light sweeps across your face. A tinny voice says "Welcome, Employee #DL-<character ID>. Remember -- park cleanliness is everyone's job. Extracurricular waste collection is both encouraged and financially incentivized."
- with a bag of park garbage:
A hatch opens on the wall just inside the door, and you throw a bag of garbage into it. "Thank you," says the voice. A second, smaller hatch opens to reveal your reward:
 | You acquire 3 FunFunds™ |
- without a bag of park garbage:
A hatch opens on the wall just inside the door, but you don't have any garbage to throw into it. You should come back later with some garbage.
- after depositing some garbage:
You open the door, and a beam of red light sweeps across your face. A tinny voice says "Welcome, Employee #DL-<character ID>. Your park cleanup quota for today has already been met. Please return to your other duties."
| Exit |
Occurs at Dinseylandfill.
Notes
- The Cryo-stasis door option was removed for several days after the initial release until the content was completed. It was restored on 14th April 2015.
