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November 2, 2021 Martinus 2, Year 72 3 days until Mysticality

Today is El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos! Watch out for spirits with spirits!

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your packaged industrial fire extinguishers today!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Summer 2021 - Quantum Terrarium CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started. Fall 2021 Challenge Path ~ Wildfire CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically). May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... Today's Featured Article: edit  The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp is located within the Desert Beach, but only those who ascend under certain Zodiac signs are allowed to visit. It is home to some very helpful gnomes and a valued part of the Kingdom with a few post-apocalyptic locales. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome is willing to teach gnomish skills, including the awaregness of a certain part of the body. Gnomes possess an affinity for building sophisticated machinery, and Gnorman, the Supertinker can assemble technological wonders and anachronistic robots for any visitors. Adventurers travel from far and wide to a Gnomish bar for both locally brewed booze and other cheap drinks. After NS13, the gnomes opened up some new areas of their camp, including an endless source of irritation called The Annoy-o-Tron 5000, and Gno-Mart, which sells both South of The Border imports and bottles of different sizes containing acids that dissolve pork elf gems. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2010: There is now a bus pass for sale at the Market that allows travel to Desert Beach. It won't show up if you've already got a car. 2010: November's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. 2010: The bitchin' meatcar can no longer be Untinkered. Commence to grumbling. 2010: The He-Boulder's eye-rays now give you an effect that prevents them from being used again, rather than using an invisible counter. 2006: Hero of the Half-Shell is now actually "fixed." Thanks to Kaaewen for figuring out that it was still "broken." 2005: Doc Galaktik has made a breakthrough.

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