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June 5, 2023 Martinus 6, Year 78 3 days until Muscle

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog‎‎(s) today!

rss Today's Featured Article: edit  Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge! Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round. New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2007: So, this Tuesday's update is actually going to be a Wednesday update -- we've put another (small, simple) recurring holiday into the rotation, and it'll trigger tomorrow night at rollover. 2006: At some point tonight, probably around 6:30 Arizona time, the guys at the data center are going to be replacing the server that went down on Friday. The forums will go down for a little while (they're guessing 15 minutes or so) and no non-cached images will load during that time. 2006: You can now access the Knob Goblin Lab Store using the last adventure link. 2006: You can now view item descriptions for things in your clan stash via the handy, dandy Magnifying Glass picture. 2005: 2005: There have been some minor changes to the levels at which zones open up, and to monster levels and rewards. The only really noticable one is Whitey's Grove, which has been made considerably harder and had its stat rewards increased a lot. 2003: Cobb's Knob is even deeper! 2003: The clan reset went (almost) as planned.

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