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May 6, 2021 Bill 5, Year 70 Mysticality day today

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your shortest-order cooks today!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Crimbo 2020 CDMoyer: To be fair, it would have been a day earlier, except there was a math failure. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  Inexperienced adventurers generally pay very little regard to the nomads, vagabonds, call them what you will, that they encounter early in their career. Little do they know, lurking beneath their Clan Basement, just past the sewers, are thousands upon thousands of hobos, living in a place they call Hobopolis. Once there, a local guide can show you the sights. You can meet the inhabitants, go shopping, see a concert, enjoy local landmarks, learn how to yodel, investigate the Kingdom's waste management systems, pay your respects to the dearly departed, get hooked up, stand in line at the city's hottest club, and even meet the mayor. Make sure you have all the elements of your trip planned out before you go. A long trip will let you bring home plenty of souvenirs, and maybe even a new companion, but a short trip can still be extremely rewarding. Bring some friends along with you - they can get you there faster, and once there, you can all party together! Read more at Hobopolis. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2006: The Half a Cannon is being dismantled. Only One Quarter of a Cannon remains. 2005: The Knob sausage and bat wing stir-fry recipes have been altered. Their base stir-fry ingredients have been switched. 2005: The Meat drop bonus on the Incredibly Dense Meat Gem was raised to 25. 2005: The damage done by the elemental rooms in the Daily Dungeon is now calculated correctly. It was calculated incorrectly before. In case you were wondering. 2005: Having a pagoda at your campsite will now give you 3 extra Adventures per day. Yay, Pagoda! 2004: Over the course of today/tonight I'll be migrating stuff to the shiny new second server. There might be some weirdness with images, and there will very likely be an hour or so of downtime while I move game data over. 2004: The transition to the new database server seems to have gone pretty smoothly. 500 simultaneous players tonight, and nary a connection error in sight. Again, my thanks go out to everyone who has donated, and made these perpetually necessary upgrades possible.

So You'd Like To: edit  See the beginner's guide and learn how to get started? Learn the lingo so you can understand the forums? Craft something? Vent your Spleen... or put it to work? Follow the latest special challenge path? Explore the depths of Hobopolis? Delve into the gross tunnels of the Slime Tube? Face your fears in Dreadsylvania? Find a list of coordinates for adventures on the high seas? Know what day it is? See a list of current in-game bugs? Further explore the KoL community? Learn the basics of farming for Meat or scour its secrets? Fill your campground with helpful items? Unlock the mystery of KoL's rare items? Figure out how to ascend faster? Learn how to grow mushrooms? Study the History of Loathing? Maximize your capabilities? Meet the Boys and Girls of Loathing? Discover the effects of oyster eggs? Peruse a list of common KoL Acronyms or game metaphors? See all the Mr. Store items? Read a list of available Greasemonkey scripts? Learn how to basement dive? See a list of Semi-Rare Adventures? Contact a wiki admin? Editors: edit  Get help with editing Request an article Before beginning, check out Established Standards to be sure that the wiki remains consistent and professional Propose new standards for the wiki to help make things easier to manage Check out the recent changes Help figure out the chances of the Mr. Klaw drops Help with zap testing Keep up to date with current projects See what Needs Work, Needs Content, Needs Cleanup, Needs Confirmation, Needs Review and Needs Spading Test out new ideas in the sandbox Air editing questions or comments in discussion See all special pages Upload a file Request a page for deletion Get a second opinion regarding a dispute

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