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March 6, 2021 Porktober 8, Year 69 Moxie day today

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The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
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Coldfront KoL developer feedrss January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Crimbo 2020 CDMoyer: To be fair, it would have been a day earlier, except there was a math failure. ;) Crimbo 2020 Hotstuff: Tomorrow at rollover is the plan! Today's Featured Article: edit  Time in the Kingdom has never flowed quite smoothly, but nowhere is that more true than in The Time-Twitching Tower. It appeared after an alien, uh, "invasion", and it has flung adventurers though the timestream to timeplaces such as the Stone Age, the Roaring '20s, Ancient Rome, and the Apocalyptic Future. While the Tower is open, you can part the veil of reality as well as time, and watch Jick and friends do development, LIVE! Twitch your way across the internet to join. Much like its spiritual siblings, The Spectral Pickle Factory and The Traveling Trader, none may know the hour of its coming and going, except that it's usually about once every month or two, on the weekend, and they announce it about two weeks before hand. So there's that. Read more about chroner-making opportunities at Twitch Livestream World Event! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2008: Rings of gain strength, adornment, and increase damage have all had their enchantments doubled. 2007: A handful of monsters have been given new special attacks and/or random things that happen during combat. There will be more of these added over the next few days. 2006: The new Accordion Thief songs now count properly towards one's three song limit. 2003: Another feature, another bug. The clover/sewer adventure is up, and the infinite adventures bug it introduced is band-aided up for now. I'll figure out something better to do when I get home from work. 2003: Epic Hat Quests are now implemented for each class. The Toot Oriole will start you down the path. Also, it looks like the Clockword Maid is finally fixed.

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