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October 3, 2023 Petember 6, Year 79 2 days until Moxie

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your Dark Jills-of-all-Trades today!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Today's Featured Article: edit  Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge! Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round. New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2008: The side alleys of Hobopolis should now behave more consistently when their respective overlords have been defeated. 2006: Starting tomorrow, the way the hermit doles out clovers has been ner... uh... enhanced. You'll see. Also, there's a new mini-questy-type thing in the Manor somewhere. 2005: Temporary tattoos and coffee cups are now available in the Store of Loathing. 2004: Because of a dumb typo, the "using MP items from the skills page" thing was only appearing for buffing classes. This is fixed now. More to come...

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