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CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;)
CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum...
CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;)
CDMoyer: To be fair, it would have been a day earlier, except there was a math failure. ;)

Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the weirdo locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.


Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.

So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2010: August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.

2009: Pool tables and basements can now be searched for at the Clan Recruiter.

2009: The output when you put a familiar in your terrarium has been adjusted a little bit. What does this portend? Probably nothing.

2008: The loot distribution menu in clan dungeons now has "- select a player -" as its first option. Hopefully this will cut down on accidental loot distribution without the inconvenience (and eventual irrelevance) of a confirmation box.

2008: Black puddings and drum machines now give the equivalent of "Adventure Again" after using one starts a fight.

2008: The placeholder text for Ol' Scratch's salad fork and Frosty's frosty mug has finally been replaced.

2007: Pre-NS13 familiar percentage runs have been archived ala ascension runs, and any such run started before NS13 will no longer appear on current leaderboards (after rollover.)

2007: You can now properly receive a buff from the Mysterious Island Arena after winning the war for the frat boys.

2006: A bunch of new crafting recipes have been added, as well as a couple of new drops from monsters on the Island. Item drops. Not, like, eyedrops. There are already too many eyedrops in the game. (Some more recipes have been added, but I'm not saying where or what type. Good luck finding them.)

2004: If you click on the name portion of a message notification, you'll now get the sender's profile rather than the messages screen.

2004: The McLargeHuge event got slowed down a bit by some hardware failures on my end. Everything's back up and running now, though, so expect more happenings on the peak starting tomorrow.

2004: In other news, I think I fixed the problem with chat messages dropping out randomly. Please use the "report bug" link if you see this still happening.

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