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CDMoyer: I think jick fixed a bug.
CDMoyer: I vote for The Amazing Mr Toothpaste's idea.
CDMoyer: In all honesty, the motivation for changing the way items are selected for the duffel or whatever was not to nerf it or punish people that were doing it. It was because a large number of people were...
CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started.
CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically).

Today's Featured Article:

Elf

Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant Pork Elves ruled, spending their days creating finely crafted armor adorned with precious jewels, and everything was wonderful, right up until they all melted into black slime.

Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved from an evil cult by the human Krakrox the Barbarian. And a few remained in the Kingdom as simple farmers. Some say the rest left for a faraway place, and that if you look to the Moons, you can see them crafting to this day, but beware - their story is a sad one, and the Pork Elves of old may not like what their descendents have become...

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Traveling Trader is back from Distant Lands with some super fun stuff!

2008: In order to repair the damage from a short-sighted decision made earlier in the week, the pirate fledges are now a quest item.

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