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April 29, 2025 Petember 3, Year 85 2 days until Mysticality

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Today's Featured Article: edit  Are you new in the game? Because if you are, you're in LUCK! Luck, unlike in other RPGs, is not part of your stats. There is a special status that can grant you great luck for your next adventure. There are several methods in which you can get some of this good fortune yourself. The most common way to get some of this good fortune for yourself is take a pilgrimage into the mountains and make a rather unusual trade. Those that return from Valhalla may bring consumables that impose such luck. Additionally, those of particular importance within their respective clans may have access to some other lucky services. Adventuring with this special status can make it easy to get one item or another that you need for a quest, or help you find special items that you can't normally find. Lucky people tend to be stronger, smarter, and cooler than others. Some monsters only appear to those with great luck, or even some lucky companions. Sometimes it's wise to save your luck for when you really need it. In the end, if you never get lucky at all, you might just find yourself out of luck, which could turn out to be a good thing. Learn more here. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2007: The "you didn't properly log out" thing should happen a lot less often now. 2006: KWE fight transcripts are available in the fact book in John Wilke's Booth. 2005: Due to some random fluctuations in the space-time continuum of Loathing (evidenced mostly by the incomplete Giant Castle quest partially leaking onto the live servers) and a sudden unrelated change in soil pH, any beanstalks you may have planted in the Nearby Plains have withered and vanished. In other news, there's a new Council quest, which involves the Giant Castle! In additional other news, two new modes of PvP attack have been introduced: Rank and Flowers. Rank gives a 50% bonus in rank change, but no goodies. Attack for Flowers, and you'll always get a pretty flower if you win. 2005: Lihc eye pies have been altered. They now give you an effect that grants spooky protection for 3 turns. Or perhaps 5. I forget. 2004: The problems with the Donate popup window should be fixed now. In other news, Gatorade is delicious.

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