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November 26, 2020 Porktober 4, Year 68 Mysticality tomorrow

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Summer 2020 Challenge Path: Low Key Summer CDMoyer: What are you guys arguing about? We talked about the situation in dev. The suggestion was made to have two gold stars. I said, "that seems reasonable." Someone probably asked a dev what the plan... New Construction at Lyle's CDMoyer: That is not correct. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: These aren't puzzle pockets, just broken ones.  :) September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Pockets 102, 466, and 451 are currently broken, we'll need to do a bit of labor on our end to get them working. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Whoops! Pockets 531 and 246 had the wrong scraps of paper until just a few minutes ago. Might want to revisit them if you're looking to see bunches of inscrutable letters. Today's Featured Article: edit  Inexperienced adventurers generally pay very little regard to the nomads, vagabonds, call them what you will, that they encounter early in their career. Little do they know, lurking beneath their Clan Basement, just past the sewers, are thousands upon thousands of hobos, living in a place they call Hobopolis. Once there, a local guide can show you the sights. You can meet the inhabitants, go shopping, see a concert, enjoy local landmarks, learn how to yodel, investigate the Kingdom's waste management systems, pay your respects to the dearly departed, get hooked up, stand in line at the city's hottest club, and even meet the mayor. Make sure you have all the elements of your trip planned out before you go. A long trip will let you bring home plenty of souvenirs, and maybe even a new companion, but a short trip can still be extremely rewarding. Bring some friends along with you - they can get you there faster, and once there, you can all party together! Read more at Hobopolis. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2008: For the purposes of ascension leaderboards and histories (including favorite familiar percentages), runs are now considered to have ended once you have rescued the King. 2006: Backslashes now work in chat. 2005: The message screen should now display the messages per page control even if you only have one page. 2005: The Hall of Records now contains accurate totals for most normal ascensions and most hardcore ascensions. 2004: As you probably noticed, the promised Thanksgiving event did not occur, owing to my unexpected lack of Internet access while visiting my family. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna pretend that Thanksgiving is actually next week. Probably on Tuesday. The recurring KoL Calendar holiday will fall on Boozember 7th. Also, if anybody recorded Mr. Skullhead's and my radio show on Tuesday, could you get in touch with us in-game? The guys at Coldfront didn't know about it, so they don't have it archived. Also also, the Hall of Records now updates every hour, instead of every day. Also also also, clans must now have at least 5 members before they show up on any of the boards that list average stats.

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