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December 2, 2023 April 2, Year 80 Muscle day today

It's Oyster Egg Day! The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom! Grab a basket at the General Store and go egg-hunting!

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your wrapped candy cane sword canes today!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Today's Featured Article: edit  Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, cleaning your... hat, keeping very, very quiet, and getting robbed by dolphins. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it? Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2005: The mysterious disappearing messages problem has been eliminated. Send gifts without fear! 2004: Better one day late than never, the Crimbo Elf is available in Mr. Store. Also, to correct a gap in the distribution of the Scrumptious Reagent potions, the papotion of papower can now be made by Saucerors. Thanks, ShadowsLight! 2003: Anybody who was carrying a Metallic A will now find a replacement item in their inventory. Oh, and the Beanstalk went active last night, for anybody who didn't notice already.

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