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Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2010: We've reduced the number of dudes that will attack the Mini-Hipster in a day, but made the attacks more likely.

2009: Fixed a couple of bugs with the pressurized air potion. I would enumerate them, but Firefox 3.5 has broken the trivial updates form in a really, really obnoxious way.

2004: You've probably already noticed that Trophy Hut went up on the Right Side of the Tracks. Trophies are like tattoos, only shinier.

Also, the stat gains from booze have been adjusted, slightly, to more closely correlate with the quality and rarity of individual booze items. Fermenting powder has also been made available in the Demon Market, since nobody ever bothered with it when it was at the Hermitage.

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