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February 2, 2023 Frankuary 2, Year 77 Muscle day today

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your Rock Garden Guides today!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss New horror film from Asymmetric: The Lag That Killed Crimbo CDMoyer: So, due to... decisions made a decade or more ago, we are not able to just throw servers willy-nilly at the problem. I mean, we kinda can, but it's doesn't help instantly or simply. December 2022 IotM: packaged model train set CDMoyer: I don't think there's anything to be timed. There's nothing that impacts your current fight that isn't a buff that lasts the whole cycle, is there? December 2022 IotM: packaged model train set CDMoyer: Yeah, that was a note from HotStuff that I mean to address. These have all been cut back... significantly. Like, by 40%-ish? December 2022 IotM: packaged model train set CDMoyer: Do you get a message at the top of the screen in the results box when you click reconfigure? November 2022 IotM: Mummified Entombed Cookbookbat CDMoyer: Oops!  ;) Pretend that never happened. Today's Featured Article: edit  Time in the Kingdom has never flowed quite smoothly, but nowhere is that more true than in The Time-Twitching Tower. It appeared after an alien, uh, "invasion", and it has flung adventurers though the timestream to timeplaces such as the Stone Age, the Roaring '20s, Ancient Rome, and the Apocalyptic Future. While the Tower is open, you can part the veil of reality as well as time, and watch Jick and friends do development, LIVE! Twitch your way across the internet to join. Much like its spiritual siblings, The Spectral Pickle Factory and The Traveling Trader, none may know the hour of its coming and going, except that it's usually about once every month or two, on the weekend, and they announce it about two weeks before hand. So there's that. Read more about chroner-making opportunities at Twitch Livestream World Event! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2010: February's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. In related news, the Crafting page now tracks the discovery of items made by multi-using other items. See details in this forum post. 2010: The scrolls from the Valley now tell you which scroll they were when used them in combat. 2008: Golden Mr. Accessories should now be usable in Bad Moon (in the same, not-actually-impacting-gameplay way that they do in regular Hardcore.) 2008: The plastic pumpkin bucket should no longer behave incorrectly against physically resistant monsters (this fix will actually take effect at rollover tonight.) 2008: The name of your Reassembled Blackbird is now remembered across ascensions.

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