Mad Train wine

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Mad Train wine
Mad Train wine

This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.

Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 3
Selling Price: 29 Meat.

(In-game plural: Mad Train wines)
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Item number: 564
Description ID: 470382184
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Obtained From

The Haunted Pantry
Oh No, Hobo
The Heap
I Refuse!
The Sleazy Back Alley
drunken half-orc hobo
hung-over half-orc hobo
rushing bum
Dumpster Diving
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (87 Meat)

When Consumed

You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
You gain 3 Drunkenness.


  • The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
  • In the When Consumed message, the expression "any port in a storm" alludes to the fact that a ship can't be choosy as to where it berths when it desperately needs shelter. Thus "If you need to get drunk, this stuff might be lousy but it'll do the job."
  • The "any port in a storm" could also be a pun, as Port is a type or style of wine.


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