Mad Train wine
This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.
(In-game plural: Mad Train wines)
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- hung-over half-orc hobo
- rushing bum
- Dumpster Diving
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|You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.|
|You gain 3 Drunkenness.|
- The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
- In the When Consumed message, the expression "any port in a storm" alludes to the fact that a ship can't be choosy as to where it berths when it desperately needs shelter. Thus "If you need to get drunk, this stuff might be lousy but it'll do the job."
- The "any port in a storm" could also be a pun, as Port is a type or style of wine.
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