Mad Hatrack

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Mad Hatrack
Check out this head case He can wear all your chapeaus What a cool hat trick!

Wears hats and does various stuff

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Ability: Can equip any hat for various effects, with weight limited by power. Without a hat, it increases hat drops, and has no buffed weight cap.

Throne/Bjorn: Cannot sit in the throne.

Hatchling: sane hatrack

Familiar-Specific Equipment: N/A

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+25% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• With no hat equipped:

  <name> walks around the area, looking for hats.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> says "faith and begorrah, there are monitoring devices in my scalp!" and winks from under the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> says "who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?" and does a crazy dance around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> says "these taste like purple!" and smiles from beneath the wax lips.

• For other hat messages, please see the separate hat pages:
  • Mad Hatrack Messages (A-E)
  • Mad Hatrack Messages (F-N)
  • Mad Hatrack Messages (O-Z)

Arena Message

• When entered in a Scavenger Hunt:
  • <name> is a little too scattered to focus on a scavenger hunt.

Former Greasemonkey Script

DrEvi1 created a script which showed the effects the hatrack would have, based on the table below, next to each hat in your inventory when you have a Mad Hatrack as your familiar. The forum post for the script can be found here, but the link to the script itself is dead.

Table of Hat Effects

"1.5 Leprechaun" here means it acts as a Leprechaun with 1.5 times the Hatrack's weight, so with the Balaclava at its maximum weight of 12 pounds, it acts as an 18 pound Leprechaun. All formulas are rounded down, unless otherwise specified.

Hat	Weight Cap	Attacks	Gain stats	Delevels foe	Entangles foe	Restores HP/MP	Increases Meat drops	Increases item drops	Notes
			-99999	-99999	-99999		-99999	-99999
ZZZZZZZ	ZZZZZZZ	ZZZZZZZ	99999	99999	99999	ZZZZZZZ	99999	99999	ZZZZZZZ
4-dimensional fez	12	wt*(1-1.5), 50% rate					1.0 Leprechaun
8-billed baseball cap	12		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
Admiral's hat	No cap	Attack
aerated diving helmet	No cap				0.5 Potato
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	13		0.5 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	no cap	Unknown	1.0 Volleyball						Has an unknown attack message
Ancient Saucehelm	25					?? Whelp
ancient turtle shell helmet	08	wt*(1.5-2.5) (50% rate)
anniversary concrete fedora	02		5.0 Volleyball				5.0 Leprechaun
antique helmet	No cap				0.5 Potato			0.5 Fairy
asbestos helmet turtle	20	wt*(1-1.5) Hot (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
asshat	07	wt*(3-6) Stench (66% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
astral chapeau	12		0.5(?) or 1.0(?) Volleyball				1.0(?) Leprechaun
balaclava	12	10-15 phys + wt*(0.5-1) Cold (50% rate)					1.5 Leprechaun
balloon helmet	12							3.0 Fairy
bark beret	10				2.0 Potato		2.5 Leprechaun
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	18				1.0 Potato	3.0 Whelp (50% rate)
barrelhead	12						?? Leprechaun
barskin hat	13	wt*(1-2) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
basic meat fez	11						3.0 Leprechaun
basic meat helmet	10	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze (50% rate)						2.0 Fairy
bat hat	45	wt*(0.5-1) Spooky (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
battered old top-hat	No cap		0.5 Volleyball					0.75 Fairy
bauxite beret	37				2.0 Potato		2.0 Leprechaun
beer helmet	42			0.5 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
beholed bedsheet	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
bellhop's hat	30			0.75 Barrrnacle			1.0 Leprechaun
big bad voodoo mask	40			1.0 Barrrnacle		1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
Big Candy's tophat	25					?? Whelp		?? Fairy
biker's hat	No cap	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)
biomechanical crimborg helmet	37	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
birdseed hat	25		1.5 Volleyball
black cowboy hat	41			1.0 Barrrnacle			1.0 Leprechaun
black helmet	40							1.0 Fairy
blue traffic cone	15						2.0 Leprechaun	2.0 Fairy
bonedanna	30	wt*(2-3) (66% rate)
Boris's Helm (askew)	25	wt*(3-3.5) (100% rate)							Restores MP at the end of combat.
Boris's Helm	25	wt*(3-3.5) (100% rate)							Restores MP at the end of combat.
bounty-hunting helmet	25							1.5 Fairy
bowler	25		1.5 Volleyball				1.5 Leprechaun
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2	wt*(9-10) (50% rate)	5.0 Volleyball
BRICKO hat	07	wt*(5-6) (50% rate)
Brimstone Beret	No cap		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
Brogre bucket hat	14		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
brown felt tophat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
biker's hat	No cap	??
brown paper bag mask	05								No apparent powers
bugbear beanie	07	wt*(1-2) (50% rate)
bum cheek	05	wt*(1.5-3) Stench (66% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
catskin cap	45		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
centurion helmet	??	Attack						?? Fairy
Cerebral Cloche	22						1.5 Leprechaun
chef's hat	07	wt*(5-6) (25% rate)					3.0 Leprechaun
chrome helmet turtle	30	wt*(0.5-1) Cold (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
clingfilm cap	37		1.0 Volleyball
Cloaca-Cola helmet	07							3.0 Fairy
clockwork hat	20	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball						Delevels when attacking
clown wig	12	wt*(0.5-1) Physical and (2-3) Prismatic (50% rate)			1.0 Potato
coconut shell	07							1.0 Fairy
Colander of Em-er'il	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
cold ninja mask	20	wt*(.8-1.2) Cold (66% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
cold water bottle	40	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)						?? Fairy
cool iron helmet	40	wt*(1.5-2) (75% rate)						?? Fairy
cornuthaum	21				1.5 Potato			1.25 Fairy
corrosive cowl	No cap				0.5 Potato			0.5 Fairy
Covers-Your-Head	No cap	wt*(1.5-2) (100% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
crappy Mer-kin mask	No cap	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
crêepy mask	05	wt*(2-3) Spooky (??% rate)
Crimbo hat	25		1.75 Volleyball				1.75 Leprechaun
Crown of the Goblin King	17			2.0 Barrrnacle		1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
crown-shaped beanie	No cap			1.0 Barrrnacle		1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
crumpled felt fedora	No cap		0.75 Volleyball				0.75 Leprechaun
cursed eyepatch	No cap	wt*(1-2) Spooky (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
Daylight Shavings Helmet	25			2.0 Barrrnacle				?? Fairy	You still get the beard-themed buffs as though you were wearing the hat yourself.
demon-horned hat	17	wt*(.9-1.1) Hot (99% rate)					1.0 Leprechaun
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	25			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
dice-print do-rag	02						?? Leprechaun
dilapidated wizard hat	31
Disco 'Fro Pick	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
disco mask	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
Dolphin King's crown	08	wt*(2-3) (66% rate)				2.0 Whelp (50% rate)
double-ice cap	17				1.0 Potato			?? Fairy
draggin' ball hat	25	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
dreadful fedora	No cap	wt*(0.5-1) Spooky (50% rate)					?? Leprechaun
duct tape fedora	48			1.0 Barrrnacle			1.0 Leprechaun
dwarvish war helmet	41	wt*(1) (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy	Heads Up! effect triggers (bug?)
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	07							3.0 Fairy
eelskin hat	No cap	wt*(2-3) (99% rate)
El Sombrero De Lopez	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
El Vibrato helmet	No cap				0.5 Potato			1.0 Fairy
Elder Turtle Shell	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
electrician's hardhat	No cap	(wt)*(1-2) (50% rate)
enchanted eyepatch	08			4.0 Barrrnacle
enchantlers	28	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)					1.0 Leprechaun
extra-large palm-frond toupee	37		1.0 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
eXtreme scarf	25	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
eyepatch	06			3.0 Barrrnacle
f3d0r4	27	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)					1.0 Leprechaun
fancy ball mask	22			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
fancy tophat	25			1.0 Barrrnacle
feathered headdress	No cap	(wt)*(1-2) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
festive holiday hat	07							1.0 Fairy
fez of etymology	30						1.0 Leprechaun
filthy knitted dread sack	15		1.0 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
fire	02	wt*(2-10) + 15 Hot (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
fireman's helmet	37	wt*(4-5) Cold (99% rate)
fishin' hat	2								No apparent powers
flagstone fez	30						?1.0? Leprechaun
flatusaur gasmask	25								No effect?
floaty rock helmet	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
foam commodore's hat	37	wt*(5-10) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
foolscap fool's cap	10		3.0 Volleyball
football helmet	37	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
Frosty's old silk hat	No cap	wt*(3-4) Cold (99% rate)
funny paper hat	02		?? Volleyball				?? Leprechaun
furry green turtle	11				2.0 Potato			2.0 Fairy
fuzzy busby	32		1.75 Volleyball
fuzzy earmuffs	32		1.75 Volleyball
fuzzy montera	32		1.75 Volleyball						Unknown
ganger bandana	No cap	wt*(2-3) (99% rate)
gasmask	12			?? Barrrnacle
ghast iron Garibaldi	42	wt*(1.5-2) Spooky, 50% rate						1.0 Fairy
giant discarded bottlecap	38	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
giant yellow hat	31				0.5 Potato			2.0 Fairy
goat beard	15	wt*(1.5-2) (50% rate)			1.0 Potato
Goggles of Loathing	No cap		1.5 Volleyball	1.5 Barrrnacle
gold crown	37					(wt+5)*(1-2) (50% rate)
goofily-plumed helmet	17	wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical, 50%
googly-ball hat	No cap								Effect?
googly-heart hat	No cap								Effect?
googly-star hat	No cap	wt*(2-4) (99% rate)
grass hat	20		2.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
gravy boat	25		&nbsp			2.0 Whelp (50% rate)
Great Wolf's headband	No cap	wt*(2-3) (100% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
green cloth cap	12	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
green traffic cone	15						2.0 Leprechaun	2.0 Fairy
Grimacite gasmask	37						1.0 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
Grimacite goggles	31		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
grungy bandana	37		1.0 Volleyball		0.5 Potato
guard turtle shell	40	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)						?? Fairy
Hairpiece On Fire	25	wt*(1-1.5) (Hot) (50% rate)			1.0 Potato
hardened slime hat	No cap							?? Fairy
hazmat helmet	No cap				1.0 Potato		?? Leprechaun
head-mounted Trainbot	12						??? Leprechaun
heavy crown	27	(wt)*(2-3) (50% rate)				(wt+5)*(1-2) (50% rate)
helm of the white knight	15	wt*(1-2) (30% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
helmet turtle	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
hemlock helm	??	??
high-temperature mining mask	25	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
Hodgman's porkpie hat	No cap	wt*(3-4) (99% rate)	0.5 Volleyball					0.5 Fairy
Hollandaise helmet	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
honeycap	43				1.0 Potato
hot daub bun	21	Hot damage (75% rate?)
ice pick	25						1.5 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
indie comic hipster glasses	02		?? Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
insane tophat	07		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
insulting hat	02								Effect?
intimidating coiffure	No Cap	wt*(0.5-1) Hot (50% rate)			0.5 Potato
invisible bag	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
irate sombrero	11				1.0 Potato		3.0 Leprechaun
iron helmet	25	wt*(8-10) (50% rate)						?? Fairy
ironic knit cap	10		1.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
isotophat	25	wt*(3-4) Stench (50% rate)
jewel-eyed wizard hat	02	1-100 (25% rate)	5.0 Volleyball				5.0 Leprechaun
Kentucky-style derby	05	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
Knob Goblin elite helm	15							2.0 Fairy
Knob Goblin harem veil	02						5.0 Leprechaun
Knob Goblin visor	12		2.0 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
knobby helmet turtle	05	wt*(2-2.5) (75% rate)						2.0 Fairy
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	02						8.0 Leprechaun	?? Fairy
leather aviator's cap	12	wt*(3-5) (50% rate)
Lens of Hatred	No cap	wt*(1-2) Hot (33% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
Lens of Violence	No cap	wt*(1-2) (100% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
leather mask	15	wt*(1-2) Sleaze (66% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
lemon party hat	12		1.0 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
lihc face	22	wt*(2-3) Spooky (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
linoleum helmet turtle	25	wt*(0.5-1) Stench (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
literal bucket hat	25		1.0 Volleyball
longhaired hippy wig	No cap				1.0 Potato	1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
lynyrdskin cap	42		1.0 Volleyball		1.0 Potato
MAHI fez	No cap		?? Volleyball		?? Potato		?? Leprechaun	?? Fairy	Custom item
maiden wig	08				2.0 Potato
makeshift turban	25			1.5 Barrrnacle			1.0 Leprechaun
mariachi hat	02	Attack
Mark I Steam-Hat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
Mark II Steam-Hat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
Mark III Steam-Hat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
Mark IV Steam-Hat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
Mark V Steam-Hat	37						1.0(?) Leprechaun
Mayor Ghost's toupee	no cap	wt*(1-1.5) Spooky (50% rate)			1.0 Potato
meat cowboy hat	10			1.0 Barrrnacle			3.0 Leprechaun
meatloaf helmet	13			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.5 Fairy
meaty helmet turtle	17	wt*(1-1.5) Sleaze (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
Mer-kin bunwig	No cap		1.0 Volleyball
Mer-kin gladiator mask	No cap			1.0 Barrrnacle
Mer-kin headguard	No cap	wt*(1-2) (50% rate)
Mer-kin scholar mask	No cap	wt*(1-1.5) Cold (75% rate)
Mer-kin sneakmask	No cap			1.0 Barrrnacle				?? Fairy
mesh cap	41	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
metallic foil cat ears	07	wt*(1-2) (99% rate)
meteortarboard	25		2.0 Volleyball
miner's helmet	20			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
mohawk wig	35				1.0 Potato	1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
moist sailor's cap	No cap	wt*(3-4) Stench (75% rate)
Moonthril Circlet	25		2.0 Volleyball
moose antlers	27	wt*(1.5-2) (100% rate)					1.0 Leprechaun
muddy pirate hat	31							?? Fairy
mullet wig	10				3.0 Potato	2.0 Whelp (50% rate)
mummy costume	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
mummy mask	42			1.0 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
muskox-skin cap	37		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
nasty rat mask	45	wt*(0.5-1) Sleaze (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
neoprene skullcap	16	Attack						?? Fairy
no hat	No cap		0.5 Volleyball		0.5 Potato
norwhal helmet	No cap	wt*(1-2) (100% rate)
nurse's hat	No cap	wt*(3-4) (75% rate)
oil cap	28
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	No cap	wt*(3-4) Hot (99% rate)
opera mask	02	wt*(2-10)+10 Spooky (66% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
orange peel hat	No cap	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
orange traffic cone	15								Effect?
Orcish baseball cap	15		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
oriole-feather headdress	03	wt*(3-4) (50% rate)	3.0 Volleyball
outrageous sombrero	25						1.5 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
oversized skullcap	05		1.0 Volleyball
pail	07							2.0 Fairy
panhandle panhandling hat	37						1.0 Leprechaun
paperclip turban	12	wt*(3-4) (50% rate)
papier-mitre	25		1.0 Volleyball
parasitic headgnawer	07	wt*(2-3) (99% rate)							Deals 30-45 damage to attackers.
party hat	07						4.0 Leprechaun
passable elf mask	02	wt*(5-6) (99% rate)
pentacorn hat	10	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
pickelhaube	18	wt*(1.5-2) (50% rate)						?? Fairy
pig-iron helm	22							1.0 Fairy
pimpin' meat hat	13	wt*(1-3) Sleaze (75% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
pixel hat	12	wt*(2-3) (66% rate)	2.0 Volleyball
plaid cowboy hat	25			1.0 Barrrnacle			2.0 Leprechaun
plain paper hat	37	wt*(1.5-2) Cold (75% rate)
plexiglass pith helmet	45		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
pointy red hat	27		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
polyester panama hat	12		1.0 Volleyball				?? Leprechaun
porcelain porkpie	30	wt*(3-4) (100% rate)						?? Fairy
pottery hat	11	Attack (Hot Damage)
powdered wig	17				2.0 Potato	1 (50% rate)			Bugged?
propeller beanie	07	Attack (50% rate)
pumpkinhead mask	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
radiation-resistant helmet	12							?? Fairy
Radio Free Baseball Cap	37						1.0 Leprechaun	1.0 Fairy
raspberry beret	12				2.0 Potato		2.0 Leprechaun
rave visor	37		?? Volleyball		1.5 Potato
ravioli hat	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
red traffic cone	15		2.0 Volleyball				2.0 Leprechaun
reinforced beaded headband	42			0.5 Barrrnacle				1.0 Fairy
rusty diving helmet	No cap				0.5 Potato
safarrri hat	22		2.0 Volleyball
samurai turtle helmet	06	wt*(1-2) (99% rate)			1.0 Potato
Scalp of Gorgolok	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) (50% rate)
sea cowboy hat	No cap						0.75 Leprechaun
sealhide hood	40	Attack		1.0 Barrrnacle
seal-skull helmet	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
Seasonal Beret	25				1.0 Potato			?? Fairy
sequined fez	20						1.75 Leprechaun
shadow chef's hat	25				? Potato
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	No cap						0.75 Leprechaun	0.75 Fairy
silent beret	3		1.0 Volleyball
sinister demon mask	25	Attack
skeletortoise	07	wt*(2-3)+10 Spooky (50% rate)						2.0 Fairy
sleep mask	37	Attack		1.0 Barrrnacle
slime-covered helmet	No cap				1.0 Potato			1.0 Fairy
smooth velvet hat	12				2.5 Potato		?? Leprechaun
snailmail coif	41				1.0 Potato			?? Fairy
snorkel	02	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
snow hat	12	wt*(1-2) Cold
Snow Queen Crown	28	wt*(1-2) Cold (66% rate)				1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
Sombrero De Vida	12		?? Volleyball		?? Potato		?? Leprechaun		Custom item
space beast fur hat	25		1.0 Volleyball
space trooper helmet	02		?? Volleyball				?? Leprechaun
spaghetti cult mask	38			1.0 Barrrnacle		(wt)*(1.5-2.5) (50% rate)
spangly sombrero	37				2.0 Potato			2.0 Fairy
Spelunker's fedora	25	wt*(1.5-2) (50% rate)					1.0 Leprechaun
spiky turtle helmet	32	wt*(0.5-1) (99% rate)						1.0 Fairy
sponge helmet	No cap	wt*(1-2) (50% rate)						1.0 Fairy
spooky hockey mask	25			1.0 Barrrnacle		(wt+5)*(1-1.5) (50% rate)
Spooky Putty mitre	25						1.5 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
stainless steel skullcap	22						1.0 Leprechaun	1.0 Fairy
star hat	41		0.5 Volleyball		0.5 Potato
stone baseball cap	48		1.0 Volleyball
straw hat	No cap							1.0 Fairy
sucker kabuto	12	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)
sugar chapeau	25	1-100 (25% rate)	2.0 Volleyball				2.0 Leprechaun		Chapeau breaks into 2-3 sugar shards after 30 combats of being worn by you and/or the familiar, total.
superhero mask	02						?? Leprechaun	?? Fairy
suspicious-looking fedora	15	wt*(2-3) (50% rate)						?? Fairy
sweatband	32	wt*(2-3) Sleaze (50% rate)						?? Fairy
tattered paper crown	15		1.0 Sombrero
The Clown Crown	N/A								Cannot be worn
The Crown of Ed the Undying	25	wt*(1-4) Spooky (25% rate)	1.5 Volleyball
The Emperor's new hat	N/A								No apparent powers
The Jokester's wig	No cap				1.0 Potato	1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
The Necbromancer's Hat	No cap		0.5 Volleyball		0.5 Potato
Third Eye	37		?? Volleyball				2.0 Leprechaun
Thunkula's drinking cap	No cap	wt*(1.5-2) (50% rate)	1.0 Volleyball
time helmet	25				0.5 Potato			1.0 Fairy	Can also give +1 adv at the end of combat.
tin tam	25					(wt+5)*(2-3) 40% (MP Only)			Only restores MP at end of combat
topeé	12			3.0 Barrrnacle
toy Crimbot mega face	12	wt*(1-2) Hot (50% rate)
toy space helmet	43				0.5 Potato			1.0 Fairy
training helmet	25	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)							Delevels on hit by weight/5
Tropical Crimbo Hat	25						1.0 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
turtle wax helmet	10				0.5 Potato			0.5 Fairy
turtlemail coif	20				1.0 Potato
Uncle Crimbo's hat	25		?? Volleyball				1.5 Leprechaun
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	No cap	wt*(3-4) (99% rate)
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	No cap				0.25 Potato			?? Fairy
Van der Graaf helmet	07				3.0 Potato
very pointy crown	No cap	wt*(1-3) (50% rate)				(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
viking helmet	05	wt*(0.5-1) (99% rate)
Voluminous Radio Hat	37				?? Potato	?? Whelp
wad of used tape	??						?? Leprechaun		Has another unknown effect, displaying the text "%%" during combat
warbear dress helmet	25	wt*(2-3) Cold (95% rate)
warbear electro-spiked helm	No cap	wt*(2-2.5) Physical, 1000% rate						?? Fairy
warbear fancy fedora	No cap	wt*(2-2.5) Physical, 100% rate					?? Leprechaun
warbear feathered fedora	37	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate					?? Leprechaun
warbear foil hat	25		1.0 Volleyball		2.0 Potato
warbear heated ushanka	No cap	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate					?? Leprechaun
warbear lined ushanka	37			1.5 Barrrnacle			?? Leprechaun
warbear plain fedora	12	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 50% rate					?? Leprechaun
warbear plain helm	12	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 50% rate						?? Fairy
warbear plain ushanka	12			1.0 Barrrnacle			?? Leprechaun
warbear spiked helm	37	wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 75% rate						?? Fairy
water-polo cap	No cap		1.0 Volleyball	1.0 Barrrnacle
wax hat	12				0.75 Potato			?? Fairy
webbed comic mask	02		?? Volleyball				?? Leprechaun
willowy bonnet	18							1.0 Fairy
witch hat	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
wolf mask	37			1.0 Barrrnacle		1.0 Whelp (HP only) (50% rate)
wolfman mask	02		8.0 Volleyball				8.0 Leprechaun
wolfskull mask	No cap	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)		1.0 Barrrnacle
wooden salad bowl	30	wt*(0.5-1) (50% rate)
wool hat	43						1.0 Leprechaun
worn tophat	31			1.0 Barrrnacle			1.0 Leprechaun
wreath of laurels	No cap						0.5 Leprechaun	0.5 Fairy
Wrought-iron wig	30				1.0 Potato	2.0 Whelp (50% rate)
wumpus-hair wig	25				1.0 Potato	1.0 Whelp (50% rate)
Xiblaxian stealth cowl	25	wt*(1-3) Spooky (50% rate)
X-ray goggles	N/A								Cannot be worn
yabba dabba doo rag	27		1.0 Volleyball
yak toupee	25	wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50% rate			1.0 Potato
yellow plastic hard hat	22	wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50% rate
yellow traffic cone	15		?? Volleyball				?? Leprechaun
Ze™ goggles	07	wt*(3-4) Physical, 100% rate
zombie mariachi hat	No cap	wt*(1.5-2) (50% rate)					?? Leprechaun
Zombo's skullcap	No cap	wt*(3-4) Spooky, 99% rate

Notes

• When using the Hatrack, all hats have a [put on hatrack] link.
• The Hatrack's image becomes the image of the hat it has equipped.
• The Hatrack is affected normally by its base weight and familiar buffs, but its weight is capped depending on hat power.
  • If a hat with a power of 200 is equipped or no hat is equipped, there is no buffed weight cap for the Hatrack.
  • Otherwise, the weight is capped at floor(Hat power / 4).
  • Unbuffed weight cap of 20 still applies for any hat.
• It seems that if there is no magical enchantment, or if the enchantment is very weak, there is only one effect.
• When no hat is equipped, provides roughly +50% item drop bonus to hats.
• The multiplier in the above table is applied to the weight, not directly to the familiar's effect (except for the Attacks and Restores columns, which use "wt" in the entry).
• If you attempt to equip a Hatrack with the Crown of Thrones:

<Name> thinks it would be demeaning to wear another familiar on his head, and refuses to wear the crown.

References

• The name and the fact that this is March's item-of-the-month are references to the Mad Hatter and the March Hare.
• "Hatstand" (or hat stand, another term for a hatrack) is a British slang expression meaning mad or insane.
• "Hat trick" is a sporting term meaning the same thing happening three times, although in the case of the haiku it is instead a pun on the ability of the familiar.
• Chapeau is French for hat.
• The miniature gravy-covered maypole combat message is a reference to Gnarls Barkley's song "Crazy".

See Also

• Hats
• Stat Gains from Fights
• Monster Level
• HP Restorers
• MP Restorers
• Meat from Monsters
• Items from Monsters