Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (The Nemesis' Lair)

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Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob
Monster ID 875
Locations The Nemesis' Lair (Sauceror)
Hit Points 220
Attack 170
Defense 153
No-Hit 180
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts slime, pseudopod
Newman's Own Trousers
Manuel Entry
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Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob You're fighting Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob

With an inarticulate, bubbling roar of impatience, Lumpy pours over the edge of the stage and sloshes toward you. One or two of the Security slimes are caught in its wake, and emit shrill burbles of pain as they quickly dissolve and become part of the massive Sauceblob.

Suddenly, it's all as plain as the nose on your face (which it's nice to have back, by the way): This convention isn't just for the entertainment of slimes -- it's a recruitment drive. If Lumpy were to assimilate the huge crowd of slimes that you've seen here, he would become utterly massive -- possibly to the point of being nigh-unstoppable.

Obviously, you can't let that happen. You grip your weapon and ready your most powerful spells as Lumpy rushes toward you, a tsunami of rancid, mottled sauces. Huge slimy pseudopods rise out of the muck, and numerous tongueless mouths open, roaring with hatred.

Hit Message(s):

The Sauceblob whips you with a bunch of rubbery cheese-sauce tendrils.Ow! Ugh! Oof!

You slip on a puddle of your opponent and bang your head on the floor. Ugh! Eek! Ooh!

You double over in pain as Lumpy slugs you in the gut with a rock-hard fist of dried gravy. Ooh! Eek! Ouch!

Lumpy coughs loudly, expelling a wad of thick brown sludge toward you. That sizzling sound you hear? That's your <ankle> melting. Ow! Ooh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Lumpy envelops you with a choking wave of rancid sauce. Oh god it burns! Ow! Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

You dive to one side as a series of long painful-looking tendrils lash out at you.

Lumpy swings a hammer-like pseudopod at you, but you leap out of the way just in time.

You slip on a stray puddle of sauce, but just barely manage to keep your footing.

The Sauceblob seethes and burbles angrily at you.

Fumble Message:

Lumpy coughs loudly, expelling a wad of thick brown sludge toward you. That sizzling sound you hear turns out to be a hole melting through the floor near your feet. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

  • Upon being defeated:

Lumpy seethes and bubbles with rage, then quickly oozes back up onto the stage. The little green MC slime, who was quivering in the corner, is grabbed by a pseudopod and forcibly enlisted in the collective. The giant mottled blob then sludges its way backstage.

You take a moment to smash a nearby convention display case and do a little looting before giving chase. Saving the world is all well and good, but it doesn't pay the bills.

Epicpants4.gifYou acquire an item: Newman's Own Trousers

Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.