Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (The Nemesis' Lair)
| Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 875 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Sauceror) |
| Hit Points | 220 |
| Attack | 170 |
| Defense | 153 |
| No-Hit | 180 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | slime, pseudopod |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Lumpy, the Sinister SauceblobWith an inarticulate, bubbling roar of impatience, Lumpy pours over the edge of the stage and sloshes toward you. One or two of the Security slimes are caught in its wake, and emit shrill burbles of pain as they quickly dissolve and become part of the massive Sauceblob.
Suddenly, it's all as plain as the nose on your face (which it's nice to have back, by the way): This convention isn't just for the entertainment of slimes -- it's a recruitment drive. If Lumpy were to assimilate the huge crowd of slimes that you've seen here, he would become utterly massive -- possibly to the point of being nigh-unstoppable.
Obviously, you can't let that happen. You grip your weapon and ready your most powerful spells as Lumpy rushes toward you, a tsunami of rancid, mottled sauces. Huge slimy pseudopods rise out of the muck, and numerous tongueless mouths open, roaring with hatred.
Hit Message(s):
The Sauceblob whips you with a bunch of rubbery cheese-sauce tendrils.Ouch! Oof! Ow!
You slip on a puddle of your opponent and bang your head on the floor. Ow! Ooh! Argh!
You double over in pain as Lumpy slugs you in the gut with a rock-hard fist of dried gravy. Eek! Argh! Ow!
Lumpy coughs loudly, expelling a wad of thick brown sludge toward you. That sizzling sound you hear? That's your <solar plexus> melting. Ooh! Oof! Eek!
Lumpy envelops you with a choking wave of rancid sauce. Oh god it burns! Eek! Ouch! Argh!
You dive to one side as a series of long painful-looking tendrils lash out at you.
Lumpy swings a hammer-like pseudopod at you, but you leap out of the way just in time.
You slip on a stray puddle of sauce, but just barely manage to keep your footing.
The Sauceblob seethes and burbles angrily at you.
Lumpy coughs loudly, expelling a wad of thick brown sludge toward you. That sizzling sound you hear turns out to be a hole melting through the floor near your feet. (FUMBLE!)
- Upon being defeated:
Lumpy seethes and bubbles with rage, then quickly oozes back up onto the stage. The little green MC slime, who was quivering in the corner, is grabbed by a pseudopod and forcibly enlisted in the collective. The giant mottled blob then sludges its way backstage.
You take a moment to smash a nearby convention display case and do a little looting before giving chase. Saving the world is all well and good, but it doesn't pay the bills.
 | You acquire an item: Newman's Own Trousers |
Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.
Notes
- Unlocks A Volcanic Cave
- This monster cannot be copied.
