Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob

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Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob
Monster ID 891
Locations A Volcanic Cave
Hit Points 500
Attack 200
Defense 180
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum demon
Elements None
Resistance 40% elemental and physical; soft damage cap
Monster Parts slime, pseudopod
Drops
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob, Instant Karma, heart of the volcano
Manuel Entry
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Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob You're fighting Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob

The rocky island shudders beneath your feet as a tremendous rumbling shakes the cavern. An explosion of lava bursts from the fiery lake, and you cover your face to protect yourself from flying droplets of red-hot magma. Dramatic organ music fills the air as you slowly lower your hands to witness a monstrosity rise from the molten rock. Wreathed in flames, a writhing, pulsating blob of charred gravy and boiling lava opens its glowing red eyes. Wriggling tentacles burst from Lumpy's surface, and four mouths open. "Sauceror. Die." they growl in chorus.

The churning blob swoops down at you, knocking you backwards. You hit the stone altar heavily and sit, dazed, as the demonic beast prepares to charge you again.

There is a blinding flash of light, and a chorus of heavenly voices rises in counterpoint to the ominous organ music. You watch, mystified, as your 17-Alarm Saucepan transforms before your eyes, becoming an ancient copper Windsor pan, engraved with glowing runes of antiquity. As the light fades, the pan rises into the air, pulling you to your feet.

Lumpy howls wordlessly at you, and flailing pseudopods fill the air.

Hit Message(s):

Lumpy swings a fist-sized lava pseudopod at you. You're not sure if the impact or the burning is worse. Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

Lumpy swipes at you with a long pseudopod, tipped with a serrated crust of dried yuck. It slices a jagged gash across your chest. Oof! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Oof!

A mouth opens in the Sauceblob's surface, and hawks a thick wad of ancient gravy and magma at you. You can feel your <calf> begin to melt. Oof! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oof!

The sauceblob ensnares and envelopes you with its evil eminations[sic]. Eurrrgh! The pain is excruciating! Argh! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh!

An ooze-dripping mouth opens in the Sauceblob's surface and grabs your leg, holding you fast as rock-hard pseudopods pummel you mercilessly. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

You scramble around the disgusting blob, trying to get into its blind spot, but the eyes slide across the surface to face you again.

Lumpy swipes at you with a long pseudopod, but you decide to hold off on getting hit until the real one shows up.

The sauceblob attempts to entangle, ensnare, and entrap you, but you elude, evade, and escape.

A mouth opens in the Sauceblob's surface, and hawks a thick wad of ancient gravy and magma at you. You jump out of the way, and the rocky floor of the island begins to smoke.


After Combat

  • Upon defeat:

Numerous gaping, dripping mouths burst open on Lumpy's surface with a roar of "NOOOO!!" With one final, desperate act, the Sauceblob hurls itself at the stone altar. The ancient glyphs flare with a dazzling white light, and the ancient shrine explodes.

You are thrown head over heels, and land on your back on one of the floating stepping-stones. Momentarily stunned, you can only watch as the entire mountain begins to shake. Huge boulders fall from the ceiling, sending gouts of lava spraying out of the lake. You recover your wits just enough to get to your feet and scramble for the tunnel entrance. You risk a quick look backwards -- the central island has collapsed into the magma, and Lumpy is nowhere to be seen.

You make your way through the cavern tunnels as quickly as you can, with the ground shaking under your feet and a wave of molten rock hot on your heels (literally). The main hall of the convention center is deserted apart from a few remaining Security slimes, and in their confusion and panic they hardly notice you. You race through the doors and into the lobby just before a massive rockslide buries the rear section of the building. Looking up through the gaps in the crumbling ceiling, you see smoke pouring out of the top of the volcano, but it and the earthquake soon subside -- looks like there's not going to be a full-scale eruption, luckily. Fleeing the underground tunnels was one thing, but you wouldn't have bet much on your chances of getting off this island alive if the entire thing had exploded.

Bruised and battered, you make your way out of the lobby, where the few slimes still remaining are too busy figuring out how to get off the island to take any notice of you. You make your way back to the beach and collapse near your rowboat, panting for breath.

Gravybelt.gifYou acquire an item: Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
Karma.gifYou acquire an item: Instant Karma
Heartomtn.gifYou acquire an item: heart of the volcano
You gain some <substat>.

Notes

You lose. As you slink away, dejected and defeated, your Epic Weapon reverts to its original form in a puff of failure.
  • Damage Reduction acts like so:
    • First, all attacks do 60% of their normal damage, rounded up.
    • In addition, if the damage dealt from a single source would otherwise be over 75, a soft damage cap kicks in. The resultant damage is ⌊ 75 + (X-75)0.65 ⌋, where X > 75 is the damage before the soft cap.
  • Lumpy's special attack can remove saucespheres and use them against you on the following round:
With a roar, Lumpy rears up and then falls forward, attempting to envelop you. Your elemental saucesphere sizzles as Lumpy hits it, forming a protective shell around you. With a roar, Lumpy tears the shimmering field of elemental sauces away from you, absorbing their energies into itself.
  • On the following attack:
Several bubbles form in Lumpy's roiling surface. They swell grotesquely and then burst, spraying you with a rainbow of various rancid sauces[sic]
HPYou lose some hit points.
Lumpy rears up and attempts to envelop you, but its oozing surface hisses when it contacts your Jalapeño Saucesphere. Roaring, Lumpy rears back, and then swipes directly at your shield, absorbing the spicy magical sauce into its hideous bulk.
  • On the following attack:
A large blister forms on Lumpy's roiling surface. It swells and shudders, and then pops, squirting you with a stream of acidic, burning-hot sauce (and burning hot-sauce).
Lumpy charges forward like a tsunami of glistening, rotten sauce, attempting to envelop you in its horrible mass. Your Antibiotic Saucesphere forms a protective barrier that causes the Sauceblob to squeal in fear. Howling angrily, Lumpy grabs at the saucesphere with several pseudopods, tearing the sauce away from you and absorbing it into its seething bulk.
  • On the following attack:
A huge wobbling pustule slowly forms on the Sauceblob's surface. Soon it tears open and sprays you with a gout of the grossest pus you've ever encountered. Every one of your mucous membranes instantly swells in sympathetic disgust.
HPYou lose some hit points. (stench damage)
Lumpy rears up like a tidal wave, and hurls itself at you. There is a sizzle when it touches the thick layer of spooky sauce coating you, and Lumpy shrinks back for a moment, then angrily swipes at you with a pseudopod that sucks the Scarysauce off of you, absorbing it into the seething mass.
  • On the following attack:
A grotesque shape forms on Lumpy's surface -- some sort of tumor or cyst, eerily skull-shaped. It writhes and swells, and then bursts, spraying you with a shower of horrible gore.
HPYou lose some hit points. (spooky damage)
  • If you have no remaining saucespheres, you lose the fight:
Once again, Lumpy rears up and rushes forward, intent on enveloping you with its horrible steaming, rotting mass. This time, unfortunately, you have no shields to obstruct his flow, and you are soon suffocating in burning rancid slime. It's okay though, because you're dissolved by the acid long before you die from oxygen deprivation.
HPYou lose all hit points.
  • This monster cannot be copied.

History

Prior to its replacement during the Sauceror revamp on November 15, 2013, Jabañero Saucesphere had the messages when Lumpy absorbs said saucesphere:

Lumpy charges forward like a tsunami of glistening, rotten sauce, attempting to envelop you in its horrible mass. Your Jabañero Saucesphere forms a protective barrier that causes the Sauceblob to squeal in pain, smoke rising from its hissing surface. Howling angrily, Lumpy grabs at the saucesphere with several pseudopods, tearing the sauce away from you and absorbing it into its seething bulk.
  • On the following attack:
A huge wobbling pustule slowly forms on the Sauceblob's surface. Soon it tears open and sprays you with a gout of the hottest hot-sauce you've ever encountered. Every one of your mucous membranes instantly and agonizingly bursts into flame.
HPYou lose some hit points. (hot damage)

Strategy

  • Cast one of each saucesphere in succession before combat: you cannot cast any during the fight.
  • The 17-alarm Saucepan must be equipped; otherwise, anything else you have that maximizes mysticality and HP is suggested.
  • Refer to Mysticality Modifiers regarding one-time buffs you can purchase in The Mall of Loathing.
  • Your goal is to have the Saucemageddon do 100+ damage per cast; Lumpy has 500 hit points.
  • Do not bother trying Soul Bubble; it shatters instantly. Other stuns may work, though.