|Locations||Camp Logging Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is a lumberjack that isn't from around here. He's probably a Foreign Exchange Lumberjack. What, you're not familiar with the Lumberjack Exchange Program?
The lumberjuan takes three shots of tequila and lunges toward you with his axe. Hilarity does not ensue. Ouch! Ow! Ow!
Trata de golpearte con su sombrero, pero no es capaz de hacerlo. (Translation: He tries to hit you with his hat, but he is unable to do it.)
He tries to attack you, but then decides it's time for a siesta, and takes a nap against a nearby cactus instead. A... maple cactus. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: leaflet (15.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: los chinos (4.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wooden axe (4.0% chance)*|
|You gain 10 <substat>.|
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
|You acquire an effect: Axe Wound|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
- The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Juan. Juan is the Spanish form of John, and Jack is likewise a diminutive of John.