Lumberjuan

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Lumberjuan
Monster ID 235
Locations Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points 35
Attack 35
Defense 31
No-Hit 45
Initiative 60
Meat 16-24
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
leaflet, los chinos, wooden axe
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
lumberjuan You're fighting a lumberjuan

This is a lumberjack that isn't from around here. He's probably a Foreign Exchange Lumberjack. What, you're not familiar with the Lumberjack Exchange Program?

Hit Message(s):

Toma su cuchillo y te corta en el <foot>. Ow! Eek! Ow! (Translation: He takes his knife and cuts you in the <ankle>.)

Se remueve su sombrero y te golpe en el <kidney>. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (Translation: He removes his hat and hits you in the <arm>.)

Critical Hit Message:

The lumberjuan takes three shots of tequila and lunges toward you with his axe. Hilarity does not ensue. Argh! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

Trata de cortarte en el <face>, pero no tiene suerte. (Translation: He tries to cut you in the <skull>, but he doesn't have any luck.)

Trata de golpearte con su sombrero, pero no es capaz de hacerlo. (Translation: He tries to hit you with his hat, but he is unable to do it.)

Fumble Message:

He tries to attack you, but then decides it's time for a siesta, and takes a nap against a nearby cactus instead. A... maple cactus. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Leaflet.gifYou acquire an item: leaflet (15.4% chance)*
Chinos.gifYou acquire an item: los chinos (4.2% chance)*
Axesmall.gifYou acquire an item: wooden axe (4.0% chance)*
You gain 10 <substat>.

Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.

Notes

  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
Axegash.gifYou acquire an effect: Axe Wound
(duration: 10 Adventures)

References

  • The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Juan. Juan is the Spanish form of John, and Jack is likewise a diminutive of John.