Lumberjuan

Lumberjuan
Monster ID	235
Locations	Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points	35
Attack	35
Defense	31
No-Hit	45
Initiative	60
Meat	16-24
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops leaflet, los chinos, wooden axe
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a lumberjuan

This is a lumberjack that isn't from around here. He's probably a Foreign Exchange Lumberjack. What, you're not familiar with the Lumberjack Exchange Program?

Hit Message(s):

Toma su cuchillo y te corta en el <ankle>. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! (Translation: He takes his knife and cuts you in the <solar plexus>.)

Se remueve su sombrero y te golpe en el <ankle>. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! (Translation: He removes his hat and hits you in the <calf>.)

Critical Hit Message:

The lumberjuan takes three shots of tequila and lunges toward you with his axe. Hilarity does not ensue. Oof! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

Trata de cortarte en el <ear>, pero no tiene suerte. (Translation: He tries to cut you in the <lower back>, but he doesn't have any luck.)

Trata de golpearte con su sombrero, pero no es capaz de hacerlo. (Translation: He tries to hit you with his hat, but he is unable to do it.)

Fumble Message:

He tries to attack you, but then decides it's time for a siesta, and takes a nap against a nearby cactus instead. A... maple cactus. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

You acquire an item: leaflet (15.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: los chinos (4.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: wooden axe (4.0% chance)*

You gain 10 <substat>.

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Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.

Notes

• A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:

You acquire an effect: Axe Wound (duration: 10 Adventures)

References

• The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Juan. Juan is the Spanish form of John, and Jack is likewise a diminutive of John.