|Locations||Camp Logging Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This isn't, as you might think, some sort of extraordinary hat for lumberjacks. It's a guy who's in charge of making sure the lumberjacks are lumbering and jacking in the correct proportions.
He lumbers over and jacks you up with both of his axes. Eek! Argh! Ow!
He flies off the handle and hits you with both axes at once. Axes... of EVIL! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
He hits you in your left ear with one axe, and in your right ear with another axe. It leaves your ears ringing. And bleeding. Oof! Argh! Ooh!
He tries to hit you with both of his axes, but you call in some allies to help you fend off the attack.
He flies off the handle and swings both axes at you. Thankfully, both axe-heads also fly off the handle.
He swings both axes at you, but they clang together harmlessly above your head. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: balaclava (4.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: balaclava baklava (24.5% chance)*|
|You gain 10 <substat>.|
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
|You acquire an effect: Axe Wound|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
- "Axes of Evil" is possibly a reference to George W. Bush's infamous statement, where he called Iran, Iraq, and North Korea an "axis of evil."
- "Axes of Evil" is a song by the Canadian heavy metal band 3 Inches Of Blood.
- The first miss message refers to the two opposing sides in World War II, the Axis and the Allies.