|Locations||The Enormous Greater-Than Sign|
|Monster Parts||ascender, leg|
You descend the slant of the greater-than sign, and encounter a lower-case k. It doesn't bode well -- no good words have Ks in them.
It clonks you in the head with its big tall top part. Oof! Ow! Eek! Eek!
It kicks you in the <nipple> with its lower bottom part. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Argh!
It neatly severs your neck with a scissorlike snip of its bottom bits. Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
It tries to hit you in the head with its big tall top part, but you start dancing to a song that's stuck in your head and accidentally bob out of the way of the blow.
It tries to kick you in the leg, but you ate your Special K this morning, so you're filled with the vitamins and minerals it takes to dodge the kick.
It falls on its back and wriggles around like a turtle for a while. You eventually start feeling sorry for it, and nudge it back upright with your foot. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: equal sign|
|You acquire an item: left parenthesis|
|You gain 14.25 <substat>.|
Occurs in The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
- Does not drop the worthless piece of yellow glass.
- This monster appears to be statistically equivalent to the large kobold.