Lovestruck Tropical Honeymooners
| Lovestruck Tropical Honeymooners | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1771 |
| Locations | Kokomo Resort |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie-5 (cap at 500) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle-5 (cap at 500) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 200-300 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting some Lovestruck Tropical HoneymoonersYou can tell these two are head over heels in love by the way their eyes are glazed over and barely able to focus. Nothing says happily ever after like giant tropical drinks, infinite sand, and a huge vacation bill.
Hit Message(s):
They lob pieces of frozen wedding cake at you, and a shard of icing gets in your eye. Argh!
It looks like one of their wedding vows included hitting you, and they're working really hard at keeping those vows. Oof!
Who knew that wedding rings would make great throwing stars? You certainly didn't, or you might have ducked in time. Eek!
They grab you between them and you share a delightful three way smooch! "Delightful" if you like rum breath, and coconut suntan oil, and swingers. Argh!
Pieces of frozen wedding cake fly over your head. I guess only having eyes for each other kind of spoils their aim.
One of their wedding vows included hitting you, but it looks like those vows didn't mean very much after all.
"Did you know that 100% of your marriage is going to end in divorce?" you ask as you dodge their attacks. "I'm going to divorce your heads from your necks."
"Get her, Annette!" the groom yells. "...Did you just call me by your mother's name?" she replies. The next ten minutes are pretty entertaining. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: Afternoon Delight (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Chip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Chip (3% chance)* |
Occurs at Kokomo Resort.
