Loudmouth Larry Lamprey

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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey

This is a misbegotten, unholy combination of technology, magic, and taxidermy. It's the stuffed corpse of a fish that flops weakly and sings songs when you walk by it. It's funny, provided you find the suffering of animals funny. We're not here to judge.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

(In-game plural: Loudmouth Larry Lampreys)
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Item number: 3277
Description ID: 758286827
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Obtained From

Summon Tasteful Items

When Used

  • Used without a dwelling at your campsite:
You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.
  • Used without a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
You hang the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey proudly on the wall of your <dwelling>.
  • Used with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
You've already got a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your <dwelling>.
  • Resting with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
    Larry sings you a delightful tune about a river, or an ocean, or perhaps a lake.
    Lamprey.gifYou acquire an effect: In Tuna
    (duration: 5 Adventures)
    • After 3-5 activations:
      Your Loudmouth Larry Lamprey twitches and flops wildly, singing "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," in ever-slower, distorted loops. Looks like it's ready to go to its eternal fishy reward.


  • When resting, the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey will grant the following effect: In Tuna.
  • Activation will not occur if you have 2 or more turns of In Tuna remaining.
  • Will break after a number of activations, approximately 3-5 uses.
  • Unlike the beanbag chair and gauze hammock, it can be combined with other household furnishings, including the others that can be summoned as "tasteful" gifts.


  • The whole item is a reference to the Big Mouth Billy Bass.
  • "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," is a reference to the HAL-9000 in 2001: A Space Odessey.


TOP 10 Loudmouth Larry Lamprey collections
1. Kruncho - 23199 | 2. Mars the Infomage - 16029 | 3. jackASS - 12539 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 7766 | 5. Omegle2357 - 5722
6. KrunchMeAmadeus - 5347 | 7. Larry Krishna - 5297 | 8. elvenblade007 - 3962 | 9. whizdad - 3035 | 10. Farflier - 2893
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings