Lot's Wife
| Lot's Wife | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1757 |
| Locations | The Overgrown Lot |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 3 |
| Defense | 3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | face,garbage bag |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Lot's Wife"Darling!" shouts a gurgling voice from behind you.
You turn around to see a pillar of garbage with a face on it, and the voice which turns out to be coming from that face changes from a friendly gurgle to an angry one. "You're not my husband! Why are you wearing his clothes?"
"I..." you stammer "...what?"
"I watched," says the pillar. "Everybody told me not to watch, but I watched while that stupid wizard turned my husband into a vacant lot, and I kept watching as you people covered him with garbage and let weeds grew all over him. And what did I get, for my loyalty? For my patience? Turned into this, that's what I got."
"I'm... sorry that super sad and weird thing happened," you say, "but what's it got to do with..."
You are interrupted by a rotten tomato to the face.
Hit Message(s):
She sneezes and a piece of rotting fruit flies out of her mouth and hits you in the <neck>. Blech. Oof! (stench damage)
She swats you in the <nipple> with a baggy garbage arm. Argh! (stench damage)
She blows you a kiss. A nasty, nasty kiss. Oof! (stench damage)
She blows you a kiss. A nasty, nasty kiss. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof!
She blows you a kiss, but you catch it and throw it away.
She sneezes, but you manage to duck out of the way of both the smell and the flying detritus.
She tries to swat you in the <neck> with a baggy garbage arm, but being hit by garbage isn't really your bag.
She blows you a kiss, but you catch it and throw it away. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: The Lot's engagement ring (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Overgrown Lot while wearing a brown paper bag mask.
References
- A reference to Lot's wife.
