Long pork chop sandwiches

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long pork chop sandwiches
long pork chop sandwiches

Pork chop sandwiches! This is a length of long pork cut into slices, cooked with copious amounts of black pepper, and made into sandwiches. Not sandwiches with bread, just slices of pork placed between two other slices of pork. The reason they're sandwiches instead of stacks is that they get unstable once you stack them higher than three tall.

(Cooking ingredient)
Type: food (good)
Size: 2
Level required: 8
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

(In-game plural: plates of long pork chop sandwiches)
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Item number: 2533
Description ID: 160708677
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Obtained From

Skills
Summon hobo underling/Ask the hobo for something to eat (0-2)

Recipe

Ezcook.gif long pork black pepper
Equals.gif long pork chop sandwiches

When Consumed

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You eat the long pork sandwiches. They taste of chicken, and are so peppery that your brain begins to burn....with knowledge!
AdventuresYou gain 3-9 Adventures.
You gain 25-35 Magicalness.
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

Uses

References

  • The beginning of the item description refers to "Porkchop Sandwiches," one of Eric Fensler's parody G.I. Joe PSA films.
  • The consume text's claim that the sandwiches "taste of chicken" is a reference to the Eddie Izzard performance Dress to Kill, in which human flesh (long pork) is described to taste as such.
  • Cannibals have often been known to refer to human flesh as "long pork."

Collection

TOP 10 long pork chop sandwiches collections
1. Pastahead - 2162 | 2. Mistress of the Obvious - 1469 | 3. CLAM - 1102 | 4. Cobain Dougans - 445 | 5. Olorin - 441
6. Magister30 - 235 | 7. Poncho the Sane - 125 | 8. Odiuhm - 115 | 9. Nikademus - 104 | 10. caducus - 100
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings