Lonely construct (translated)
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Lonely construct | |
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Monster ID | 674 |
Locations | A Shimmering Portal with El Vibrato translator equipped |
Hit Points | 350 |
Attack | 300 |
Defense | 315 |
Initiative | 80 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | curved bit, square |
Manuel Entry | |
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You step through the shimmering portal into a small, featureless room with doors leading into identical corridors on each of the four walls.
You pick one at random, follow it, and find yourself in another, identical room. You repeat the process six (or seven, I forget,[sic]) more times, and six (or seven) more times the result is the same. Through the seventh hallway (or the eighth) you find a slightly different room. Well, the room isn't different, but its contents are. Its contents are... er... its contents is a lonely-looking construct, listlessly gliding from corner to corner, wall to wall, humming silently to itself.
You almost feel sad, but you don't have time to actually feel sad, as the construct promptly notices you and glides toward you, somewhat more listfully than you feel comfortable with.
Hit Message(s):
The construct bellows "LOOSE OBJECT DETECTED. TIGHTENING." It then grabs your <shins> in one of its manipulators and gives it a wicked twist. Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Oof!
The construct glides over to you and prods you with one of its manipulators. "Prod" here is being used in the sense of "cattle prod," and not in the non-electrified, non-painful sense. Argh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Oof!
The construct bellows "LOW POWER DETECTED." It glides toward you and attempts to force a stone sphere into your <giblets>. Needless to say, it hurts, and doesn't fit properly.Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ow!
The construct bellows "POWER TRANSFER INITIALIZING," as it grabs you by the <knee> with one manipulator and the <ankle> with another. A blast of energy racks your body as current travels between the two. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
The construct bellows "LOOSE OBJECT DETECTED. TIGHTENING." It then grabs your <neck> in one of its manipulators and gives it a wicked twist. Luckily, you like that kind of thing, so it doesn't faze you.
The construct sees you moving, and glides toward you. You stand very, very, very still, and it loses interest and glides off toward something else.
The construct bellows "LOW POWER DETECTED." It glides toward you and attempts to force a stone sphere into your <eye>, but you've been practicing your <groin>-tightening exercies[sic], so it bounces off harmlessly.
The construct bellows "LONELINESS OVERLOAD IMMINENT. TEMPORARILY SHUTTING DOWN." It slowly glides over to a corner and sits motionless for several minutes. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) (14.7% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) (15.0% chance)* |
You gain 75 <substat>. |
Occurs at A Shimmering Portal with El Vibrato translator equipped.
Notes
- Adventuring at A Shimmering Portal without El Vibrato translator equipped results in encountering lonely construct instead.
- Copies of this monster encountered without the translator equipped show the untranslated messages.
- "LOW POWER DETECTED" translated from "NO LAZAK NOGACHA".
- "LOOSE OBJECT DETECTED. TIGHTENING." translated from "HOZEVE KUZGA NOGACHA. BULAZAK."
- "POWER TRANSFER INITIALIZING" translated from "LAZAK TATAZAK FUCHANOKCHA"
- "LONELINESS OVERLOAD IMMINENT. TEMPORARILY SHUTTING DOWN." translated from "BENOKBU HOZEVENOK SOMGASTA. CHOGAGAAN KUZGAHO SOM."
Command Sequences
- When instructed to MODIFY SPHERE with an El Vibrato power sphere in inventory:
![]() | You acquire an item: overcharged El Vibrato power sphere |
- When instructed to REPAIR DRONE, with a broken El Vibrato drone in inventory:
![]() | You acquire an item: repaired El Vibrato drone |
![]() | You lose some hit points. |