Loathing Legion knife

Loathing Legion knife This is one of the multi-use pocket knives that was issued to new conscripts in the Loathing Legion, the outfit tasked with defending the borders of the Kingdom from attack. Since no one ever attacked the borders of the Kingdom, the Legionnaires had plenty of free time, and used it to figure out how to add more stuff into their knives. Sadly, the Loathing Legion disbanded after most of the Legionnaires died from a disease known, appropriately enough, as "syphilis." Type: usable Cannot be discarded (In-game plural: Loathing Legion knives)

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Obtained From

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Stores

Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)

When Used

	Man, this thing is complicated! Which of its myriad tools would you like to use?
	Loathing Legion abacus		Loathing Legion can opener
	Loathing Legion chainsaw		Loathing Legion corkscrew
	Loathing Legion defibrillator		Loathing Legion double prism
	Loathing Legion electric knife		Loathing Legion flamethrower
	Loathing Legion hammer		Loathing Legion helicopter
	Loathing Legion jackhammer		Loathing Legion kitchen sink
	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook		Loathing Legion moondial
	Loathing Legion necktie		Loathing Legion pizza stone
	Loathing Legion rollerblades		Loathing Legion tape measure
	Loathing Legion tattoo needle		Loathing Legion universal screwdriver

• When an option is selected:

You spend a little while messing with all of the latches and clasps and little bits of metal, and end up with a <selected item>.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• If you are in hardcore:

This item may not be used while in Hardcore mode.

Functionality

Loathing Legion switchables

Loathing Legion item Type Enchantment Loathing Legion abacus off-hand item -5 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Loathing Legion can opener off-hand item +25% Food Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion chainsaw 2-handed chainsaw Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent. Loathing Legion corkscrew off-hand item +25% Booze Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion defibrillator off-hand item Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Loathing Legion double prism 1-handed prism +2 prismatic damage Loathing Legion electric knife off-hand item +20% Meat from Monsters Loathing Legion flamethrower 2-handed flamethrower +20 Hot Damage Loathing Legion hammer 1-handed hammer Gets the job done Loathing Legion helicopter familiar equipment +5 to Familiar Weight Familiar will act more often Loathing Legion jackhammer <none> Allows Meatsmithing without the Adventure cost (3 times a day) Loathing Legion kitchen sink off-hand item Spell Damage +25% Loathing Legion knife <none> Tradable Loathing Legion many-purpose hook off-hand item +10% Item Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion moondial off-hand item +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Loathing Legion necktie accessory +4 Stat(s) Per Fight Loathing Legion pizza stone off-hand item (shield) Slight Resistance to All Elements Loathing Legion rollerblades accessory Combat Initiative +50% Loathing Legion tape measure off-hand item +10% chance of Critical Hit Loathing Legion tattoo needle usable Gives a tattoo. Loathing Legion universal screwdriver usable Allows you to unscrew (untinker) meat-pasted items.

Notes

• January 2011's item of the month from Mr. Store.

Its in-store description: The right tool for every job.

• Can fold into 20 different forms, as well as return to its original (tradeable) form.

References

• Legionellosis, also known as Legionnaires' disease, was originally noted in 1976. Syphilis, on the other hand, has a more storied history.
• The item itself is a reference to Swiss-army knives, the part about no one invading the kingdom is a reference to the fact that Switzerland has been neutral and not involved in any wars for a long time.

See Also

• Foldables

Collection

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2010	Mr. Store						2012
	2011		rehearsing dramatic hedgehog		sleeping piano cat
	January	February	March	April	May	June
	Loathing Legion knife	a cute angel	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire Alice's Army booster box	Clan shower	My Own Pen Pal kit	mysterious chest
	July	August	September	October	November	December
	Operation Patriot Shield	fairy-worn boots	Tome of Clip Art	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog