Loathing Legion knife

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Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion knife

This is one of the multi-use pocket knives that was issued to new conscripts in the Loathing Legion, the outfit tasked with defending the borders of the Kingdom from attack. Since no one ever attacked the borders of the Kingdom, the Legionnaires had plenty of free time, and used it to figure out how to add more stuff into their knives.

Sadly, the Loathing Legion disbanded after most of the Legionnaires died from a disease known, appropriately enough, as "syphilis."

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: Loathing Legion knives)
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Item number: 4908
Description ID: 674410769
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Stores
Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)

When Used

  Man, this thing is complicated! Which of its myriad tools would you like to use?
Llabacus.gif
Loathing Legion abacus
Llcanopener.gif
Loathing Legion can opener
Llchainsaw.gif
Loathing Legion chainsaw
Llcorkscrew.gif
Loathing Legion corkscrew
Lldefib.gif
Loathing Legion defibrillator
Llprism.gif
Loathing Legion double prism
Llelecknife.gif
Loathing Legion electric knife
Llflamethrower.gif
Loathing Legion flamethrower
Llhammer.gif
Loathing Legion hammer
Llhelicopter.gif
Loathing Legion helicopter
Lljackhammer.gif
Loathing Legion jackhammer
Llsink.gif
Loathing Legion kitchen sink
Llhook.gif
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
Llsundial.gif
Loathing Legion moondial
Llnecktie.gif
Loathing Legion necktie
Llpizzastone.gif
Loathing Legion pizza stone
Llskates.gif
Loathing Legion rollerblades
Lltapemeasure.gif
Loathing Legion tape measure
Lltattoo.gif
Loathing Legion tattoo needle
Llscrewdriver.gif
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
  • When an option is selected:
Llknife.gif
You spend a little while messing with all of the latches and clasps and little bits of metal, and end up with a <selected item>.
SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]
  • If you are in hardcore:
This item may not be used while in Hardcore mode.

Functionality

Loathing Legion switchables
Loathing Legion item Type Enchantment
Llabacus.gif Loathing Legion abacus off-hand item -5 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Llcanopener.gif Loathing Legion can opener off-hand item +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Llchainsaw.gif Loathing Legion chainsaw 2-handed chainsaw Weapon Damage +100%
Successful hit weakens opponent.
Llcorkscrew.gif Loathing Legion corkscrew off-hand item +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
Lldefib.gif Loathing Legion defibrillator off-hand item Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Llprism.gif Loathing Legion double prism 1-handed prism +2 prismatic damage
Llelecknife.gif Loathing Legion electric knife off-hand item +20% Meat from Monsters
Llflamethrower.gif Loathing Legion flamethrower 2-handed flamethrower +20 Hot Damage
Llhammer.gif Loathing Legion hammer 1-handed hammer Gets the job done
Llhelicopter.gif Loathing Legion helicopter familiar equipment +5 to Familiar Weight
Familiar will act more often
Lljackhammer.gif Loathing Legion jackhammer <none> Allows Meatsmithing without the Adventure cost (3 times a day)
Llsink.gif Loathing Legion kitchen sink off-hand item Spell Damage +25%
Llknife.gif Loathing Legion knife <none> Tradable
Llhook.gif Loathing Legion many-purpose hook off-hand item +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Llsundial.gif Loathing Legion moondial off-hand item +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Llnecktie.gif Loathing Legion necktie accessory +4 Stat(s) Per Fight
Llpizzastone.gif Loathing Legion pizza stone off-hand item (shield) Slight Resistance to All Elements
Llskates.gif Loathing Legion rollerblades accessory Combat Initiative +50%
Lltapemeasure.gif Loathing Legion tape measure off-hand item +10% chance of Critical Hit
Lltattoo.gif Loathing Legion tattoo needle usable Gives a tattoo.
Llscrewdriver.gif Loathing Legion universal screwdriver usable Allows you to unscrew (untinker) meat-pasted items.

Notes

  • January 2011's item of the month from Mr. Store.
Its in-store description: The right tool for every job.

References

  • Legionellosis, also known as Legionnaires' disease, was originally noted in 1976. Syphilis, on the other hand, has a more storied history.
  • The item itself is a reference to Swiss-army knives, the part about no one invading the kingdom is a reference to the fact that Switzerland has been neutral and not involved in any wars for a long time.

See Also

Collection

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Preceded by:
Hibernating robot reindeer
Loathing Legion knife
January 2011
Succeeded by:
A cute angel