Loaf of Bread of Wonder
| Loaf of Bread of Wonder | |
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| Monster ID | 1299 |
| Locations | A Grocery Bag |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 100 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | bread, crust |
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| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a loaf of Bread of WonderRegular bread is wonderful enough--just add heat and it magically transubstantiates into toast--but this bread is the embodiment of wonder and delight. It isn't sliced, so it can't be the greatest thing since itself, but it's close.
Hit Message(s):
It smacks you with a bit of crust. You think about telling a 'crusty' joke, but we covered that with the bread golem. Ooh! Ugh!
It drops crumbs into your pants, and the itching makes you scratch yourself until you bleed. Ooh! Oof!
It pelts you with some croutons, which are really just stale bread, now that you think about it. Eek! Ooh!
It squishes bread into your mouth until it comes out your ears. Oof! Oof!
It pulls out a bread knife and slices you! By the time it's done, you're completely toast. Argh! Eek!
It tries to smack you with a bit of crust, but it's upper crust, so you just duck under it.
It tries to drop crumbs on you, but you tell it to stop being crummy.
It tries to pelt you with some croutons, but you call it a cretin.
It tries to squish bread into your mouth, but you say you can't live by it alone.
It tries to slice you with a bread knife, but trips and slices its own end off. Well, at least that's the part that no one wants to eat, anyway. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at A Grocery Bag.
Reference
- Wonder Bread is sold throughout Mexico, Canada, and the US. Wonder was one of the first brands to sell sliced bread.
See Also
- The Bread Golem mentioned in the hit messages.
