Llama lama cria

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llama lama cria
llama lama cria

Mama-mia, what a handsome cria! Did you know that a baby llama is called a cria? I sure didn't! I always assumed that llamas began their life as larvae. Or perhaps llarvae.

Anyway. This is a baby llama, and it looks like a baby llama who's destined for great things. Provided it can avoid baby llama drama, that is.

Hatches into:
Llama Lama

Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's

(In-game plural: llama lama criae)
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Item number: 3351
Description ID: 821134174
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Obtained From

Obsolete Areas/Methods
Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)

When Used

You put the llama lama cria in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

It immediately transcends the boundaries of time in order to instantaneously reach adulthood. Neat!
You decide to name him Frudolph.


  • June 2008's item of the month from Mr. Store.
Its in-store description: Acts as a half-weight volleyball, and drops gongs that allow you to go on a variety of spiritual journeys.
  • The plural follows the Loathing tradition of inventing Latin plurals for Latin-seeming words. Being a Spanish word the correct plural for cria is las crias.
  • The description text about "baby llama drama" is a reference to the children's book "Llama Llama Red Pajama" by Anna Dewdney, in which Baby Llama engages in "llama drama" at bedtime.
  • That text may also refer to the song "Miss Jackson" by hiphop group Outkast, where the lyrics state "...my baby mama's drama..."


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Preceded by:
packet of mayfly bait
llama lama cria
June 2008
Succeeded by:
little box of fireworks