Liquid metal robot

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Liquid metal robot
Monster ID 824
Locations Seaside Megalopolis when not possessing the essence of cute
Hit Points 150
Attack 140
Defense 144
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
physiostim pill, pool of liquid metal
Quest essence of cold
Manuel Entry
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liquid metal robot You're fighting a liquid metal robot

Wow, this bot's got some super-shiny metal. It looks like someone took a regular guy and dipped him in chrome, only more "walking around killing people" and less "screaming in agony shortly before expiring." It's capable of shifting its matter to change its shape, and can even fashion blades and blunt instruments out of itself. The only thing it can't make is a surfboard to ride, due to copyright considerations.

Hit Message(s):

It turns its arm into a giant spike and pokes you in the lee. I mean, the eye. Eek! Eek! Oof! Argh!

A passing hero douses the robot, and you, with liquid nitrogen. It slows the robot down, but it turns your left hand into a meat popsicle. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It shapeshifts into a prop comic and bludgeons you with comically oversized boxing gloves. Evil, man, EVIL! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

It turns its fist into a hammer and slams it down on your <arse>. You wish it were less legit, and had quit before doing that. Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

It turns one hand into a hammer, the other into an anvil, and pounds your <shins> into the shape of a horseshoe. Well, at least it's lucky now. Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It pours part of itself into a glass, tricks you into drinking it, then turns that part into dozens of razor blades in your digestive system. Gah, why did you drink that? Ugh! Ow! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to poke you with a spike, but you weren't jonesing for a spiking.

A passing hero douses the robot with liquid nitrogen, narrowly missing turning you into a meat popsicle.

It tries to shapeshift, but gets stuck midway through with one leg longer than the other and hops around in circles for a while.

It turns its fist into a hammer, but you say, "please, hammer, don't hurt 'em."

It turns one hand into an anvil, then finds it's too heavy to lift. You point and laugh.

Fumble Message:

It stomps toward you, but steps on a sewer grate and falls through, temporarily julienned. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Stimpill.gifYou acquire an item: physiostim pill (?% chance)*
Poolofiquidmetal.gifYou acquire an item: pool of liquid metal (25% chance)*
Datadisk.gifYou acquire an item: essence of cold
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Seaside Megalopolis.


  • The essence of cold appears to drop if you attack with a Ruby Rod after the monster's sole elemental attack (or corresponding miss message). It will be listed in the combat round in which it drops and not with the other items obtained.
  • The corresponding miss message appears to be "A passing hero douses the robot with liquid nitrogen, narrowly missing turning you into a meat popsicle."