Linnea, the Scream Queen

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Linnea, the Scream Queen
Linnea, the Scream Queen

You think I'm going to give you candy, you little worm? I almost had Crimbo in my grasp, and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids! Now Crimbo's using my minions to make my toys, and you show up dressed in his wrapping paper and expect candy? It makes me want to.... to... well, you know!

Although I suppose, now that I think about it, that freeing Uncle Crimbo was the best Halloween trick I've ever seen. Congratulations, you little scamp!

Oh, and if you see Uncle Crimbo, tell him this is far from over. Ask him if he knows where his elves are spending their Halloween! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

Oandbcandy.gifYou acquire an item: orange and black Crimboween candy

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Tropical Crimbo Duds.

Linnea, the Scream Queen
Linnea, the Scream Queen

Aiiiiieeeee! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Welcome, adventurer, to my holiday, Halloween! The spookiest, scariest, frightiest frightfest of them all! Quake in fear for your very soul, for the dead walk tonight!

Well, yeah, I suppose the dead walk every night in the Nearby Plains. But tonight, unspeakable evil rises from the gates of Hey Deze to --

Okay, yeah, demons are always hanging out around here. But tonight, bats and black cats and... uh... well, it's really scary, okay?

What's so scary about getting candy, you ask? Well, just try eating this candy! Be careful, there's a spooky surprise inside! Try not to choke on it!

Seriously, don't choke on it. We don't have the budget that Crimbo does, and we can't handle any more lawsuits.


Spookyegg.gifYou acquire an item: Spooky Surprise Egg

Occurs while Trick or Treating (a generic adventure).


  • "I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!" references the Scooby-Doo television series, where the perpetrator would inevitably say the same line after being unmasked at the finale.
  • Linnea's name and title are a reference to B-movie actress Linnea Quigley, who is considered by many to be the definition of a scream queen.
  • Linnea's title combined with the Crimboween takeover attempt is a reference to Jack, the Pumpkin King and his similar goal in The Nightmare Before Christmas.