Legendary Epic Weapon

There are six Legendary Epic Weapons that can be obtained in the Kingdom of Loathing, one for each class. All of these weapons have a power of 90, a main attribute requirement of 15, and a similar creation method. First obtain the Epic Weapon for your class, and meatsmith it with a class-specific item from the Fun House. Since this third item is a class-specific quest reward, the Legendary Epic Weapons can only be constructed (or even possessed) by a character of the appropriate class. As of NS13, there is a guild quest which involves the making of your character's class Legendary Epic Weapon, and eventually obtaining the Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon.

The Seal Clubber's Legendary Epic Weapon is Hammer of Smiting
The Turtle Tamer's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Chelonian Morningstar
The Pastamancer's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Greek Pasta of Peril
The Sauceror's Legendary Epic Weapon is the 17-alarm Saucepan
The Disco Bandit's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Shagadelic Disco Banjo
The Accordion Thief's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Squeezebox of the Ages

Recipe Guide

Epic Weapon	Beelzebozo Reward	Legendary Epic Weapon
Bjorn's Hammer	distilled seal blood	Hammer of Smiting
Mace of the Tortoise	turtle chain	Chelonian Morningstar
Pasta Spoon of Peril	high-octane olive oil	Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril
5-Alarm Saucepan	Peppercorns of Power	17-alarm Saucepan
Disco Banjo	vial of mojo	Shagadelic Disco Banjo
Rock and Roll Legend	golden reeds	Squeezebox of the Ages