 Lazybones™ recliner
If you need to rest your weary bones, and the only thing you want to rest them on is some other weary bones, then this handsome bone-crafted recliner is just about as good as it's gonna get. It's got lumbar support made of actual lumbar vertebrae!
Type: usable Selling Price: 75 Meat. (In-game plural: Lazybones™ recliners) | |
Recipe
When Used
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| You don't have a dwelling to put the Lazybones™ recliner in.
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- Used without a Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling:
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| You install the Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling.
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- Used with a Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling:
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| You've already got a Lazybones™ recliner at your campsite.
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- Used with another bed in your dwelling:
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| Installing this in your dwelling will destroy your [furniture] -- are you sure you want to proceed?
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| You toss your [furniture] aside and install the Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling. The [furniture] is immediately stolen (and subsequently urinated on) by a hobo. Yech.
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- When resting with this bed installed in your dwelling:
You recline, Lordlike, on your throne of bones, for a quick nap.
Wow. Resting on a chair made of skeletons really makes you feel dominant.
Notes
References
- This item is a reference to La-Z-Boy, an American furniture manufacturer famous for recliners (sometimes simply called "La-Z-Boys").
- This would be commonly used by someone without much get-up-and-go.
Collection
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