Lavalos
| Lavalos | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1821 |
| Locations | The Bubblin' Caldera: Who You Gonna Caldera? |
| Hit Points | 500 |
| Attack | 250 |
| Defense | 200 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | mouth |
| Quest | Lavalos core |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting LavalosMillions of years ago, a strange meteor crashed into the surface of a cold ball of rock drifting silently through space. It drilled into the center of the rocky sphere, and unleashed an immeasurable amount of stored heat, creating a fiery molten core that warmed the stone and started its development as a nascent planet that would one day be able to support life.
Your life.
Now the time has come. The planet is teeming with life and energy -- energy that the parasite at the planet's core requires to begin the life-cycle anew and send forth seeds of its own. But before it can feed, it must first crack the eggshell that imprisons it.
All life on the planet is depending on you. Depending on you to defeat this silly-looking thing like a giant hermit crab wearing a lava lamp.
Hit Message(s):
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: Groar.
It licks your <neck>. It's like when you get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, only you're the flagpole, and also the flagpole is in a lot of pain. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Boss Bat.
It sinks four sets of fangs into your tender <lower back>. Ouch squared, dude. Oof! Eek! Eek! Ow! Argh!
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Naughty Sorceress.
It cooks you up a nice spaghetti breakfast. Sounds good, but it really, really hurts. Argh! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: Ed the Undying.
It grabs you by the throat and strangles the life out of you. Well, not all of it, but some. Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Eek!
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Knob Goblin King.
It tosses three glass balls at you, hitting you in three different painful locations. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
Lavalos roars and chomps you with its weird beak. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Knob Goblin King.
It tosses three glass balls at you, but none of them hit you.
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Naughty Sorceress.
It tries to bitch-slap you with its hideous palm-analogue, but you're too light on your feet-analogues. Er, feet.
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: Ed the Undying.
It swings at you, but it's slow enough for you to shuffle out of the way before the punch connects.
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Boss Bat.
It tries to headbutt you, but your thick skull doesn't even feel the attack.
Lavalos somehow copies the abilities and attack patterns of one of the most fearsome bosses you've ever encountered: The Bonerdagon.
It tries to whip you with its boney tail, but reports of its ability to do that are phony tales.
Lavalos kills you, but some people you don't recognize jump out of a time hole and swap you with an exact duplicate just before it happens. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Lavalos core (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Lavalos's shell (% chance)* |
| You gain 6 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Bubblin' Caldera: Who You Gonna Caldera?.
Notes
- Fully immune to stuns and staggers.
References
- Lavalos's appearance, description, and attack pattern is a direct reference to Lavos, the antagonist and final boss of Chrono Trigger. Lavos's first form had the ability to take on the stats and attack patterns of previous bosses.
- The fumble message is a reference to a sidequest late in the game, where the main character (who is killed by Lavos earlier) can be saved by replacing him with a life-sized doll in his image.
