Launch an Astrozorian Commerce Grenade

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Summons an Astrozorian Commerce Vessel to the quadrant you are in. This vessel offers items for sale.

Alpha Quadrant


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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Ello, sah baldy. Mebbe mi can help yuh wid someting?

Mebbe you wan bwai dis crucial bad shield? She wan 500 crabbies.

No one cyan test dis boonoonoonous muffler I and I got here, mon. She make yuh runnings more cool, ya ne?

Buy the shield (500 Crabs)
Buy the muffler (1000 Crabs)
Broadcast: Can you help us fix this ID Transmitter?
Warp Away
  • With insufficient funds:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

You salt, mon. Mebbe you gwan get more crabbies. Wanti wanti can't get it, getti getti no want it. You salt, mon. Mebbe you gwan get more crabbies. Wanti wanti can't get it, getti getti no want it.


  • Buy the shield:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye buy de shield, rasta. Galang bout yuh business.

Effect: reduces crew loss in ship-to-ship combat.

  • Buy the muffler:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye buy de muffler, mon. Cool runnings.

Effect: significantly reduces fuel use (10->5;30->20;50->35)

  • Ask to fix the ID Transmitter:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Jah know how to make dat one go, brah. Jah know dat one, but mi dis one no. Mebbe you wan aks mi bruddah in Beta Quadrant, you na see?


Beta Quadrant


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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Ello, sah baldy. Mebbe mi can help yuh wid someting?

Coo pon dis cris ting I and I have. She make you two torpedoes at da time, trut! She wan 1500 crabbies.

We got dis ryal antenna, you no see it? It make dah scannin more rhygin fa ya. She wan 2000 crabbies.


Buy the dual-torpedo launcher (1500 Crabs)
Buy the antenna (2000 Crabs)
Broadcast: Can you help us fix this ID Transmitter?
Warp Away
  • Buy the extra torpedo tube:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye buy de dwa-torpedo launchie-mon. One love.

  • Allows you to fire two torpedoes at once.
  • Buy the antenna:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye buy de antenna, rasta. Cool runnings.

  • Increases scanner strength
  • Ask to fix the ID Transmitter:
Comm za.gif
Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Jah know how to make dat one go, brah. Jah know dat one, but mi dis one no. Mebbe you wan aks mi bruddah in Gamma Quadrant, you na see?


Gamma Quadrant


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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Ello, sah baldy. Mebbe mi can help yuh wid someting?

Mebbe you wan bwai dis crissas detector fuh da heat? She make ya missiles do nuff damage. She onli wan 2000 crabbies.

Mebbe you wan cover dem aise in yah crew, make em nuff safe, mebbe you wan dese phones, she want 2500 crabbies onli.

Buy the heat detector (2000 Crabs)
Buy the headphones (2500 Crabs)
Broadcast: Can you help us fix this ID Transmitter?
Warp Away
  • Buy the heat detector:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye bwai the detector, irie. Walk good.

Effect: Increases damage from torpedoes.

  • Buy the headphones:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Tanks for ye bwai the phones, dready. Cool runnings.

Effect: Lets you find safer planets.

  • Ask to fix the ID Transmitter:
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Message from Vessel: Astrozorian Trade Vessel:

Jah know how to make dat one go, brah. Jah know dat one, but mi dis one no. Mebbe you wan aks mi bruddah in Alpha Quadrant, you na see?


Notes

  • Launching an Astrozorian Commerce Grenade does not use up gas or game time.

References

  • Cool Runnings is a film about the Jamaican Olympic bobsled team.
  • "One Love" is a song by famous Jamaican Bob Marley.
  • "Wanti wanti. Can't get it, Getti getti. Dem no want it" is a Jamaican proverb used by artist Max Romeo in his song "Smile out a style".