Laser targeting chip
This is a microchip that goes into your laser cannon and helps it accurately target the monster or object through which you wish to punch a softball-sized hole. It's a lot more effective than the bargaining chip, which just causes your laser cannon to negotiate nonviolent solutions to all of your conflicts. And don't get me started on the 'cool ranch' chip.
(In-game plural: laser targeting chips)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Consumed upon being used to make a C.B.F.G.
- The item description refers to the scene in A Christmas Story, where "You'll shoot your eye out!" is stated.
- Doritos are a variety of tortilla chip, of which 'cool ranch' is one of many flavors.
|TOP 10 laser targeting chip collections|
6. hockeyholic1 - 1 | 7. SatireSloth - 1 | 8. Lady Bladethrust - 1 | 9. Dysamyne - 1 | 10. Adagia - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings