Larry of the Field of Signs

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Larry of the Field of Signs
Monster ID 984
Locations The Laugh Floor
Hit Points 70
Attack 70
Defense 63
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum demon
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, tail
Drops
None
Quest observational glasses
Manuel Entry
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Larry of the Field of Signs You're fighting Larry of the Field of Signs

You make it back up to the stage, and the comedian on deck pauses for a minute and regards you, bemused.

"Have you noticed how adventurers always come up on the stage when you're trying to do your act? What is the deal with that? And what is it with male and female humans? It's like, female humans are always talking about their feeble mortal emotions, while male humans just want to grunt and drink intoxicating beverages! And hey, what is it with Satan and his metallic sonatas? It's like, 'listen, your Highness, just this once can we not oscillate them, for a change?"

"What are you doing?" you ask. "You're not even telling jokes! You're just describing stuff that happens, and asking what the deal is with them."

"And what's the deal with me having to rip off this human mortal's head and defecate down his neck?" Larry of the Field of Signs asks, advancing on you.

Hit Message(s):

He asks what the deal is with fragile human mortal bones, and demonstrates by breaking a few of yours. Ouch! Ooh!

He ponders why adventurers are always whining about how their broken noses hurt. Ouch! Oof!

He asks what the deal is with mortal eyeballs, and how they explode in a squish of jelly if you poke them with a claw. Ow! Ugh!

He asks why adventurers always howl in pain when you stomp on their feet with a cloven hoof. Oof! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He observes that adventurers have trouble fighting if they can't stand, see, or breathe. As the crowd laughs, he pokes your eye, chops your kneck, and sweeps your legs out from under you. Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He does a couple of minutes on how being married is different to being single.

He does a couple of minutes about whether the light in the refrigerator stays on when the door is shut.

He does a couple of minutes about how people don't know how to drive when it's snowing outside.

He makes a few jokes about airline food. They're pretty stunningly out of date.

Fumble Message:

He runs out of obvious shared experiences to comment on, and goes off to have a few more so he has more material for the next show. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Obsglasses.gifYou acquire an item: observational glasses

Occurs at The Laugh Floor

Notes

References

  • Larry is a reference to comedian Jerry Seinfeld, famous for his "What's the deal with...?" routines.
  • "Oh, evil satan / oscillate my metallic / Sonatas live. Ho!" is a palindromic haiku. You may remember it from the Hey Deze map.