Lamz0r N00b
| Lamz0r N00b | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 140 |
| Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao |
| Hit Points | 69 |
| Attack | 79 |
| Defense | 71 |
| No-Hit | 89 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | bad spelling |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Pickpocket | Nardz energy beverage |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Lamz0r N00bD00d, u r so Lamz0r!
Hit Message(s):
He omfgwtfs you right in the <giblets>. O__O Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)
He goes all "Super Saiyan" on you. Argh! Eek! Argh! (bad spelling damage)
He smacks you up one side and down the other, all the while asking "How U mine 4 fish?" Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)
He smacks you with the draggin' balls on his hat. At least he used the ones on his hat... Ugh! Argh! Argh! Eek!
You express a preference for dubbed anime over subtitled, and he smacks you across the face. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
He concentrates, clenches his fists, and stands motionless for a few minutes. His hat flies off and his hair goes all spikey. He releases a ball of blue energy at you, which knocks you right on your ass. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ooh!
He tries to omfgwtf you, but you don't even know what that means and thus are immune.
He tries to go all "Super Saiyan" on you, but it's more like "Supersize Fries."
He asks "how u mine 4 fish." You laugh at him.
He tries to smack you with the draggin' balls on his hat, but fails.
He asks you, "how is babby formed." You decline to enlighten him.
He's so apoplectic about your preference for dubbed anime instead of subtitled that he can't even smack you.
He concentrates and stands stock-still, fists clenched. He starts to glow with an eerie blue light, but nothing else happens. You wait for about thirty minutes while he powers up. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-38 Meat (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)* |
 | You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: draggin' ball hat (12.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: plastic guitar (10% chance)* |
| You gain 19.75 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a Nardz energy beverage from about 30% of pickpocket attempts.
References
- The Lamz0r N00b is pictured wearing a draggin' ball hat, which is a play on the manga series Dragon Ball, in which "Super Saiyan" is the powerful legendary battle-state of Saiyans first achieved in Dragon Ball Z. The critical hit and fumble messages reference the incredibly overblown, drawn-out fight sequences in the anime version of the series. In addition, the blue ball of energy is reminiscent of the Kamehameha Wave, one of the trademark attacks.
- Blue balls are a symptom of sexual frustration.
- The "How u mine 4 fish" attack message is a reference to RuneScape, in which fishing used the exact same interface as mining, probably leading to the above line. Specifically, it references this[1] VGCats comic.
