You hear a ghostly barking from a nearby lab room, and find your hallowiener dog growling at a caged lab rat. The rat seems unconcerned, endlessly listing random numbers in a shrill, oddly-accented voice, not stopping even when <Petname> sticks his head through the side of the cage and bites it.
<Petname> seems dismayed by this demonstration of his insubstantialness, so you pet him for a while. While you're crouched on the ground, you find a coinspiracy under the table.
|You acquire an item: Coinspiracy|
Occurs at The Secret Government Laboratory.