L imp
| L imp | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 124 |
| Locations | The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums |
| Hit Points | 44 |
| Attack | 44 |
| Defense | 39 |
| No-Hit | 54 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, wing |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an L impThis imp doesn't appear to be in very good shape. Unless you consider "shaped like something with two broken legs" to be a good shape.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks you in the <ear> with his big, heavy cast. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)
He smacks you in the <foot> with one crutch, balancing expertly on the other one. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)
He pokes you with his horns. Or maybe those are little pointy ears. Either way, pokeage. Ouch! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He batters you with his leathery wings. Looks like his legs may be broken, but his wings are in good shape. Which is what you now aren't. Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He summons a cast of thousands... thousands of casts, that is. They fall on your head and bury you in pain and plaster of paris. Alliterative, but not comfortable. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He tries to kick you with his cast, but you offer to autograph it and settle him down.
He tries to smack you with a crutch, but misses and falls over.
He tries to poke you with his horns, but he moves so slowly he's easy to dodge.
He tries to batter you with his leathery wings, but loses his grip on his crutches and falls over.
He hobbles toward you to attack, but stops to scratch an itch under his cast. You watch, bemused, as he unfolds a wire hanger and uses it to scratch. Then another demon appears, shouts, "no wire hangers ever!" and beats the L Imp anew. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: cast (30.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: flaming crutch (6.4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Imp Ale (30.2% chance)* |
| You gain 11 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums.
Notes
- On August 16th, 2010 this enemy's image was changed. Its original was :
References
- "No wire hangers ever!" in the fumble message is a reference to a rant by Faye Dunaway's character in the 1981 movie Mommie Dearest.
