Kung-Fu Hustler (monster)
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|A Crowd of Adventurers
|arm, head, leg, torso
"Are you also here for the Fastest Adventurer contest or whatever?" you ask the guy in front of you.
He jerks around to face you with a yell, and spins a pool cue around with such speed it seems like he'd be in danger of helicoptering away. "Do you request of me a challenge?!" he shouts, barking out the words so fast his lips can't keep up.
He grabs a cue ball out of his pocket, tosses it into the air, and makes a precision mid-air bank shot right off of your forehead. Eek! Ow! Argh!
You feel a sudden sharp pain on the side of your face, and realize that he's attatched a sharp metal claw to the end of his pool cue! When did he do that? Ooh! Eek! Argh!
His pool cue moves faster than you can see, but hits your <solar plexus> just slow enough to feel. Ugh! Oof! Oof!
Just as you feel like you've gotten used to dodging his whirling pool cue, he unscrews it in the middle and wales on you with both ends. Argh! Ow! Ugh!
He throws a little cube on the ground, blinding you with a sudden cloud of blue smoke. His pool cue soon blows the smoke away, along with many of your hit points. Ooh! Argh! Ugh!
He surprises you by unscrewing his pool cue into two segments, and then surprises himself by forgetting to take into account the fact that they're half as long.
He stops to attach a sharp metal claw to the end of his cue. Looks like this is one bridge that's gonna make you cross. Or something.
You duck out of the way of his pool cue, and it brushes your hair in slow-motion as it whizzes past your face.
He throws a cue ball at you, but you catch it in your pocket. He grumbles, annoyed at himself for scratching.
He spends some time hopping around, spinning his pool cue and shouting "Hooowaaaaaa!" without actually attacking. (FUMBLE!)
He knocks your attack aside with his spinning pool cue, and sneers as he dances around you.
(blocks your attack)
|You gain ~44 <substat>.
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Fastest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.